yes and yes!

first

Is this where you come to report that you’re still alive?

yes, so...

did not know how to synthesize mescaline.

When i asked for best and worst chemical he was confused.

Worst chemical is dihydrogen monoxide. It should be banned obviously.

MR. SHEEP I HAVE REGRETTED MY TIME AWAY

As it turns out, working for free without internet access is literally the worst punishment a man can ever endure. I've experienced a life of slavery that Kanye would call a choice.

Congratulations to Sammy, RIPsammy will make a beautiful bride.

Seriously, though; I have filled so many prescriptions and did QA on so many ****ing scripts

I will land a paid internship out of this I believe. I told preceptor that I wanted one and she got real ****ing excited. This is good sign. Maybe I am good worker.

Definitely not like the work I was doing before. That was not work. That was 2p2 posting goodtimes.

Today I shall ****post all over BBV.

I rage-spewed too many dollars over the last few weeks guys. I have played the worst poker of my life.

Also lost with TT,JJ,QQ six times in a couple orbits. That was rough.

Morph is love

Morph is life

Morph like strawberries with his onion crew

0. The gif-ts have been impeccable and I enjoy rabbit-balloon porn (don't judge me)
1. I am ecstatic about a feel-good-Meerkaturday

2. Mr. tbh, is it ****ed up if I don't wanna keep sleeping with a broad after she chooses to go on a date with a random over getting sure D from me, but then still tries to get the D afterwards?
3. Mr. Colin_Piddle I am ready to squash please teach
4. Mr. WN is deader than me this makes me very sad
5. We're halfway between deciding to manually extract the poison and go for a bikeride
6. I dunno maybe we'll do both
7. Mr. FWWM send chemical recommendations
8. Mr. Sheep please accept my sincerest apologies for my absence
9. Morph are you going to update your location now?
10. Zwiebel ist Morph!
11. Morph ist zwiebel!
12. Wir sind Morph!
13. Morph ist uns!

****ing solomon peanutbutters is back eh?

Tinder has lost its flavor.

So have many other pass-times.

Maybe the beach is in order.

No more poker for a long time, I have lost focus and my decision making has become ****.

Plus, holdem crushes my will to poker. And that's all I've been playing.

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

Sounds like a choice

Oh ma gerd! The boomplaya site is down. What injustice is this?!