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05-20-2018 , 07:19 PM

#926

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

05-20-2018 , 07:20 PM

#927

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

So tomorrow is Sammy's wedding? I wonder if SammysGF will post about her Bachelorette's party here...

05-20-2018 , 09:40 PM

#928

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So tomorrow is Sammy's wedding? I wonder if SammysGF will post about her Bachelorette's party here...

OMG Motphismis, it wes ASEDIME! We took Miss Sammny to the lesbiam stripperz as it was Xean the Warriur princessss cosplay night.

Footlongg dildi sword fightng! Our tablle poold $1000 danissh fir thee dancer to giv Miss S a goldnshowr! I was soo proude of her! Miss S even touchheed th dancrs klitmolloerr!

We are womenn. We wil nott be tamd. Wee are freee!

05-20-2018 , 09:44 PM

#929

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

The Nano hand was the best. We are brothers!

05-20-2018 , 10:33 PM

#930

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Mr Folding where art thou?

05-20-2018 , 10:38 PM

#931

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

F U MONDAY

05-20-2018 , 10:41 PM

#932

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Sammy u weak

05-20-2018 , 10:43 PM

#933

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

almost 7000 poasts

05-20-2018 , 10:43 PM

#934

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

about 5000 of them in BBV

05-20-2018 , 10:44 PM

#935

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Mr Folding where art thou?

Hello, Mr. Colin_Piddle, and rejoice-

Today is the 59th consecutive Sheepday! On Sheepday we thank Sammy for RIP, fiddle for gif-ts, and Sheep for the timeless, tasteful contributions to the BBV community that we all hold so dear. Thank you, Mr. Sheep! We are truly blessed. Also, Meerkaturday is fabulous. Wonderful gif-t selection. Bahhhh.

In honor of all cuties of all sheeps and sizes we recognize the colors of the rainbow this week! Bahhhhh. Bahhhhh! RIPsammy

05-20-2018 , 10:46 PM

#936

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

F U MONDAY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Sammy u weak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

almost 7000 poasts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

about 5000 of them in BBV

Blessed be the Colin

05-20-2018 , 10:50 PM

#937

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Great photos sir

05-20-2018 , 10:50 PM

#938

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Colorful if I do say so myself.

05-21-2018 , 03:27 AM

#939

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So tomorrow is Sammy's wedding?

No it's not. Sammy already told you when it is. Pay attention, punk!

05-21-2018 , 04:48 AM

#940

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Sammy,

Thank you. I had a great time at the bachelor party.

My favorite bit was when you were on your knees in the middle of the group and we all peed in your mouth at the same time.

Weird Danish tradition, but solid bonding experience.

05-21-2018 , 04:53 AM

#941

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

05-21-2018 , 05:08 AM

#942

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

yeh that was good

05-21-2018 , 05:37 AM

#943

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

yes!

05-21-2018 , 06:01 AM

#944

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

free flowing urine in this thread

05-21-2018 , 10:42 AM

#945

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

Hey there, Monday.

Reno was a dud, in terms of finding 40 hours of 2/5 or 3/5 poker going per week. I'm driving down to Las Vegas. 7 hour drive because Nevada is the bigs.

05-21-2018 , 10:58 AM

#946

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

05-21-2018 , 12:09 PM

#947

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Denmark has the biggest island in the world, punks!

05-21-2018 , 12:27 PM

#948

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Australia is GOAT island.

05-21-2018 , 12:28 PM

#949

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,974

Also, you basically don't even own Greenland. You sound like a mother who won't cut the cord of her child when the child is 40 and has a family of their own.

05-21-2018 , 12:32 PM

#950

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Also, you basically don't even own Greenland. You sound like a mother who won't cut the cord of her child when the child is 40 and has a family of their own.

Much like the queen. Did not watch a second of coverage on the wedding. Watching bob the builder is more insightful. lol

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