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Old 05-31-2019, 02:51 PM   #1
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Birdfeed

For all the buzzards circling, the pigeons flocking, those chirping, and others with head in the sand. I'm here to birdfeed you!

All images are for vicarious purposes only. Contrary to popular demand, all posts will be limited to photos and short captions. Full write-ups are not going to happen. Just use your imagination, What Would Warmdeck Do?


-Disclaimer- Above intro is in no way directed towards the real Degens.



Flew the boyz up to Mohegan
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Old 05-31-2019, 03:01 PM   #2
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but how much did you lose?
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Old 05-31-2019, 05:11 PM   #3
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Should I set aside 5 years from now to come back and delete those photos for you because you changed your mind?
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Old 05-31-2019, 05:38 PM   #4
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Should I set aside 5 years from now to come back and delete those photos for you because you changed your mind?
As long as 2+2 doesn't cache them, I should be able to handle that myself. Now if the cache does take place, I will need a volunteer for assistance.
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Old 05-31-2019, 06:09 PM   #5
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As long as 2+2 doesn't cache them, I should be able to handle that myself. Now if the cache does take place, I will need a volunteer for assistance.
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/c...%2FzI2N7Y2.jpg
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Old 05-31-2019, 07:37 PM   #6
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Our new mod Sheep will be the perfect volunteer!
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Old 05-31-2019, 09:48 PM   #7
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Re: Birdfeed

WarmDeck, I have really come to enjoy all of your threads you've made. I think the writing is great and entertaining and I appreciate being given an intimate look at your degen behavior.

However, you seem to alienate people pretty easily and even in this thread you start it off by telling people that they are birds and you are giving them birdfeed, hahaha. Like come on man, be real.

And nice score, but you're in a gambling forum and people people post huge wins all the time. I just want to say that it would be easier to root for you and share in your degen joy if you were a bit nicer to the people that read your stories and to those that manage the forums.
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Old 05-31-2019, 10:29 PM   #8
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Glad to see you back, WD.
Alway enjoyed your stories, and hated that your epic thread ending in a ragging **** storm. Keep those pix & hopefully stories coming...
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Old 05-31-2019, 11:05 PM   #9
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WarmDeck, I have really come to enjoy all of your threads you've made. I think the writing is great and entertaining and I appreciate being given an intimate look at your degen behavior.

However, you seem to alienate people pretty easily and even in this thread you start it off by telling people that they are birds and you are giving them birdfeed, hahaha. Like come on man, be real.

And nice score, but you're in a gambling forum and people people post huge wins all the time. I just want to say that it would be easier to root for you and share in your degen joy if you were a bit nicer to the people that read your stories and to those that manage the forums.
Says the guy who has spent last 2 months solely posting in his very own PG&C thread. Essentially talking to himself BTW.

I post for the first time in 6 months and you're here within hours pretending to White Knight it. You're clearly offended about being one of the birds I analogized.
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Glad to see you back, WD.
Alway enjoyed your stories, and hated that your epic thread ending in a ragging **** storm. Keep those pix & hopefully stories coming...
Thanks Buck
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Old 05-31-2019, 11:08 PM   #10
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Just clapped em
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Old 06-01-2019, 01:47 AM   #11
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Just saying. There's a reason you left for 6 months. I wasn't keep track.
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Old 06-01-2019, 03:11 AM   #12
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In for the lols
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Old 06-02-2019, 12:28 PM   #13
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Re: Birdfeed

Papi's dealership reign came to an end..

youtu.be/fEN8ylQYqKo

So C-Dog was next in line..
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He got the nod..
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Promotion brought perks, upgraded to 3 bedroom/3 bathroom @55
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The partying began..
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Old 06-02-2019, 02:31 PM   #14
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Good to see you back warmdeck, would love to hear some short stories but understand if you don't wanna go down that road, either way look forward to some Degen photos.
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Old 06-02-2019, 04:43 PM   #15
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Glad to see you back. Post whatever the fak u wanna.
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Old 06-03-2019, 08:57 AM   #16
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Pics bore me and the arse pic is obviously a lady boy.
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Old 06-03-2019, 10:31 AM   #17
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Pics bore me and the arse pic is obviously a lady boy.


you should know, and speaking of lady boy asses, please don't aids up this thread and kill it like you did the degen thread...
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Old 06-06-2019, 09:58 AM   #18
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Some dayz I miss the V-12..
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Old 06-06-2019, 12:42 PM   #19
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WD, throw me in the Foxwoods WSOP satty this Sunday so I can ship the main <3
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Old 06-06-2019, 03:02 PM   #20
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WD, throw me in the Foxwoods WSOP satty this Sunday so I can ship the main <3
Letís do it! PM sent..
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Old 06-06-2019, 04:04 PM   #21
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Letís do it! PM sent..
The goat!
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Old 06-06-2019, 05:22 PM   #22
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Confirmed warmdeck shipped funds

THE GOAT

Let us run good Sunday and bink the main
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Old 06-07-2019, 10:39 AM   #23
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Confirmed warmdeck shipped funds

THE GOAT

Let us run good Sunday and bink the main
Yessir! A Final Table run should warrant a full write-up..
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Old 06-07-2019, 11:01 AM   #24
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Re: Birdfeed

Speaking of tournaments, Strip Poker Steve reached out to me for a stake. I declined, considering he had bricked the last $10k in funding.

He then texts me about this.
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15-way chop for $8K. SPS likes to pay the bubble(s) and starts talking deals as soon as ITM all while playing hands like a girl.
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So he's telling me how much value I missed out on and asked if I wanted a piece of him in future events. I declined, considering he's a notorious chop solicitor.
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Didn't factor in the fish on a heater theory.
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So now he's like William Shatner in a Priceline commercial again.
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Having a monster chip-lead he brokered a 7-way chop for $17k. Opted out of going for the $50K up top and left the trophy on the table. Thought I was never going to hear the end of this, especially after he nailed a Foxwoods daily for $6k a week later...
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Old 06-08-2019, 07:04 PM   #25
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Johnny runs away with his tail between his legs only to come back and try and attention-whore some more
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