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Old 03-20-2010, 08:52 PM   #601
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!1!!1

^ it will be a lot harder pretty soon.
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:22 PM   #602
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I'm sick and tired of this "OMG I GOT BAD BEAT, I HAD A POCKET PAIR AND ALL YOU HAD WAS OVERCARDS!"

Preflop, a pocket pair only has 2 outs to improve,overcards have 6! (This is not even taking into account straight and flush draws!) That means overcards are at least a 3:1 favorite to improve and win the hand. So stop whining morans.
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:28 PM   #603
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so its not a coin flip then omg no wonder i suck
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:56 PM   #604
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Reading the OP was definitely one of my most important poker "epiphanies" back in the day that played a big role in helping me move up from 2nl to 5nl deepstacked. Unfortunately it's because of threads like this that everyone is solid now and poker is unbeatable.

When durrrr made his 50k hand challenge available to everyone except jman I just thought back to this thread and nodded my head in understanding.
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:57 PM   #605
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Reading the OP was definitely one of my most important poker "epiphanies" back in the day that played a big role in helping me move up from 2nl to 5nl deepstacked. Unfortunately it's because of threads like this that everyone is solid now and poker is unbeatable.

When durrrr made his 50k hand challenge available to everyone except jman I just thought back to this thread and nodded my head in understanding.
Pretty sure I don't care.

Wait...


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...Nope. I don't care.
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:58 PM   #606
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Pretty sure I don't care.

Wait...


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...Nope. I don't care.
OMG I HAVE ALMOST 2x AS MANY POSTS AS YOU, MORAN, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT WHETHER YOU CARE?!

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Old 03-20-2010, 10:58 PM   #607
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AA vs AK = profit
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:59 PM   #608
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Reading the OP was definitely one of my most important poker "epiphanies" back in the day that played a big role in helping me move up from 2nl to 5nl deepstacked. Unfortunately it's because of threads like this that everyone is solid now and poker is unbeatable.

When durrrr made his 50k hand challenge available to everyone except jman I just thought back to this thread and nodded my head in understanding.
Pro tip: Change your location before levels

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Pretty sure I don't care.

Wait...


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...Nope. I don't care.
lol
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:01 PM   #609
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OMG I HAVE ALMOST 2x AS MANY POSTS AS YOU, MORAN, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT WHETHER YOU CARE?!
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YOU HAVE 2x AS MANY POSTS AS I DO! OH ****!

Must be nice to know that if you could have 1c for each of your posts, you'd have 5 buyins for your limits!
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:04 PM   #610
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Noob tip: Change your location before levels
fyp. Pro tip: reading comprehension - I said "back in the day". The OP was made in 2007. 2010 - 2007 = 3. That means I have moved up 1.33 levels per year since then. This is basic first grade level math.
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:07 PM   #611
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OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YOU HAVE 2x AS MANY POSTS AS I DO! OH ****!

Must be nice to know that if you could have 1c for each of your posts, you'd have 5 buyins for your limits!
Another reading comprehension noob.
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:10 PM   #612
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fyp. Pro tip: reading comprehension - I said "back in the day". The OP was made in 2007. 2010 - 2007 = 3. That means I have moved up 1.33 levels per year since then. This is basic first grade level math.
lol, ok, well played.
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:18 PM   #613
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foal I hope the cat in your avatar gets eaten by a hungry tramp.
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:26 PM   #614
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fyp. Pro tip: reading comprehension - I said "back in the day". The OP was made in 2007. 2010 - 2007 = 3. That means I have moved up 1.33 levels per year since then. This is basic first grade level math.
lol at 1.33 levels per year
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:35 PM   #615
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foal I hope the cat in your avatar gets eaten by a hungry tramp.
Why am I not surprised, you sicko? The creep in your avatar probably molests cats.
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:36 PM   #616
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Why am I not surprised, you sicko? The creep in your avatar probably molests cats.
You're damn right he does!!!
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Old 03-21-2010, 12:03 AM   #617
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yer i agree i would way rather J 6 offsuit than poket 2's any day.
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Old 03-21-2010, 01:47 AM   #618
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Some questionable strategy advice ITT, IMO.
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Old 03-21-2010, 02:07 AM   #619
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Funny how easily people where getting leveled in '05
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Old 03-21-2010, 03:00 AM   #620
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You're damn right he does!!!
um go back to shortstacking ur gf's kidsh*tter and leave my cat alone, weirdo moran
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Old 03-21-2010, 03:04 AM   #621
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!1!!1

i don't overplay my pairs of hearts, but sometimes i do overplay my spades. is it okay because there are more spades in the deck?
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Old 03-21-2010, 06:12 AM   #622
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Look 4 the 5th colour and ull win
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Old 03-21-2010, 11:56 AM   #623
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This is the most succesful thread EVER, It's like licking a dream or touching the tip of a boob in winter or like licking a boob in a dream in winter.

Phil Galfond is a prophet.
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Old 04-11-2010, 11:31 PM   #624
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Reading the OP was definitely one of my most important poker "epiphanies" back in the day that played a big role in helping me move up from 2nl to 5nl deepstacked. Unfortunately it's because of threads like this that everyone is solid now and poker is unbeatable.

When durrrr made his 50k hand challenge available to everyone except jman I just thought back to this thread and nodded my head in understanding.
I'm not Phil Galfond.
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Old 04-11-2010, 11:32 PM   #625
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fyp. Pro tip: reading comprehension - I said "back in the day". The OP was made in 2007. 2010 - 2007 = 3. That means I have moved up 1.33 levels per year since then. This is basic first grade level math.
The OP was made in 2005.
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