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Old 12-03-2009, 02:30 AM   #526
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Morans ITT
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:58 PM   #527
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In before a new group of players reveal they're morons
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Old 12-03-2009, 02:11 PM   #528
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dude ....think i overplayed this?? WTF THIS IS THE STORY OF MY MTT LIFE

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG+1 (t20437)
MP1 (t7176)
MP2 (t12135)
MP3 (t4580)
CO (t19384)
Hero (t5000)
SB (t14085)
BB (t7280)
UTG (t11083)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t150, 1 fold, MP2 raises to t300, MP3 raises to t600, CO calls t600, Hero raises to t5000, 2 folds, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 calls t3980 (All-In), CO calls t4400.

Flop: (t15255) Q, 7, Q (3 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t15255) 8 (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t15255) 9 (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t15255

Results in white below:
MP3 has Kh Kd (flush, king high).
CO has 4c 4h (two pair, queens and fours).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: MP3 wins t14415. Hero wins t840.
god i miss players like CO. 2005 plz come back
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:38 PM   #529
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:42 PM   #530
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The overcards are 75% to win you [censored] idiot. How can people be soo ******ed. Did you even read my post? Can you reduce fractions?
My faith in poker is restored. Idiots still play....

I can't even laugh at this properly... the stupidity is too high, I feel a bit sad for OP at the moment

Huge dumbass errors or lines of thinking in Poker usually translates into other areas of life. OP must be a moron useless at life too... sad sad stuff.
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:45 PM   #531
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You're an idiot. You clearly don't understand meta-game concepts like the ones described by my thread. OMG I HAVE LIKE 1600 POSTS AND YOU HAVE 70, STFU NOOB.
man your epeen must be huge.
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:49 PM   #532
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:50 PM   #533
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My faith in poker is restored. Idiots still play....

I can't even laugh at this properly... the stupidity is too high, I feel a bit sad for OP at the moment

Huge dumbass errors or lines of thinking in Poker usually translates into other areas of life. OP must be a moron useless at life too... sad sad stuff.
I was right!
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Old 12-03-2009, 03:51 PM   #534
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this is getting awkward
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Old 12-03-2009, 04:00 PM   #535
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I was right!
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Old 12-03-2009, 04:09 PM   #536
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This thread is like a bug zapper for the gullible
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Old 12-03-2009, 04:12 PM   #537
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1st page made me lol with how mant donks tried to calculate the math of a standard coin flip...
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Old 12-03-2009, 04:19 PM   #538
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jman is a legend...epic thread . i LOL harddd
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Old 12-27-2009, 01:33 PM   #539
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My faith in poker is restored. Idiots still play....

I can't even laugh at this properly... the stupidity is too high, I feel a bit sad for OP at the moment

Huge dumbass errors or lines of thinking in Poker usually translates into other areas of life. OP must be a moron useless at life too... sad sad stuff.
I appreciate your feelings of sadness for my well-being, I assure you, I am quite happy.

Care to put some math behind your reasoning? Because my math is clearly spelled out in this thread (and is simple arithmetic).
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Old 12-29-2009, 02:54 AM   #540
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Lol this thread still goin on 4 years later eh phil
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:28 AM   #541
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Old 12-29-2009, 03:37 AM   #542
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Never before have so many ******s been levelled by one man in one thread. nh sir.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:45 AM   #543
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THIS THREAD

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Old 12-30-2009, 03:29 AM   #544
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the truth is hard to swallow guys, 6 outs > 2 outs
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:09 AM   #545
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word of the day:

sar·chasm ('sär-"ka-z&m) : The giant gulf (chasm) between what is said and the person who doesn't get it.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:24 PM   #546
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This is why if I put someone on AA I insta call with any two suited connects.
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:28 PM   #547
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people are still getting levelled by this?? goddamn.
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Old 12-30-2009, 04:44 PM   #548
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Thank You. I'm just so sick of the whining on these boards "Waah Waah, I lost with AA to KQ." KQ HAD SIX OUTS TO IMPROVE IDIOT, YOU ONLY HAD TWO!
ummmmmmmmmmmm.................... WOW. I really really hope you are kidding. I mean you do realize that AA DOESN'T NEED TO IMPROVE TO WIN the majority of the time right?
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:07 PM   #549
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MORON!!!
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:22 PM   #550
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But thats completely irrelevant. You determine how good your hand is by counting how many outs you have, and then converting those outs to a percentage of the time where you win, and then seeing if you're getting "pot odds." So, for example, If I have 2 spades in my hand and there are two on the board on the turn, then I have nine outs because there is a 9/46 chance that I will make my flush, so I need to be getting more than 46:9 on any money I put into the pot. The same concept applies to your pocket pairs. You only have two outs, so you'd better be getting 46:2 on your money or you're playing like a donk. With KQ, you've got 6 outs, so if your'e getting 46:6 on your money, then you're ok. Do you understand now noob?
hahahaha.........brilliant. You did a really doing a good job of convincing me you are serious.

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