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Old 02-02-2009, 12:49 AM   #476
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J10>>>>>>AA
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Old 02-02-2009, 12:51 AM   #477
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:19 AM   #478
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People with less than 50 posts shouldn't be allowed to post,

Funniest thing i read on here so far.

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Old 02-02-2009, 01:22 AM   #479
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IF YOU MAKE A POST ON THIS BOARD THAT ISN'T A TROLL POST THEN YOU SUCK AT POKER.
I stand corrected
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:37 AM   #480
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Great...I should have read this earlier ..i lost so much money playing pocket Aces, kings etc..I've started to fold pocket Aces and Kings pre-flop and have been earning lot better..afterall, what the **** do they beat...nothing..even a 72of could hit 4 straight and i'm dead...!!!

Between, I think we should start folding set on a straight/ flush draw board.. oppo got atleast 4 outs, and bloody hell, i got just 1...sick..this game sucks..!
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:58 AM   #481
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Wow. This thread is absolutely stupid.What a waste of time.
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:37 AM   #482
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Wow. This thread is absolutely stupid.What a waste of time.
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:39 AM   #483
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i cant %^#%& believe i read the whole thread.
I don't believe it either.
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:21 AM   #484
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WOW U 2 ARE THE BIGGEST **** THIS IS TO FUNNY
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:07 AM   #485
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It would be funnier if it wasnt such a heeooch level. A milder level would get more people to bite.
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:14 AM   #486
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Reread teh thread imo. Getting more people to bite would be unreal.
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:29 AM   #487
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I'm sick and tired of this "OMG I GOT BAD BEAT, I HAD A POCKET PAIR AND ALL YOU HAD WAS OVERCARDS!"

Preflop, a pocket pair only has 2 outs to improve,overcards have 6! (This is not even taking into account straight and flush draws!) That means overcards are at least a 3:1 favorite to improve and win the hand. So stop whining morans.
This is stupid. You're totally ignoring the fact that if I make a straight with my pocket pair you're like, 33% less likely to have the straight also.
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:42 AM   #488
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It's complicated, all i can tell you is it involved El Diablo, a pound of cocaine, and two dead hookers.
Is it just me or does everything around here involve that?
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:55 AM   #489
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So whos up for steaking mike DH lol
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:45 AM   #490
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Reread teh thread imo. Getting more people to bite would be unreal.
True dat.

But those who fell for it have absolutely no clue (which actually represent quite a large part of this community). Im talking about a level that gets thinking people into arguing about whatever it is about.

I loved the !!!1!!1 at the title though. I wonder what event cause OP to post this thread?. Im thinking he lost with 77 allin in a 345 flop against KQ to a river K or something like dat, only to receive an explanation from the donk of why he had the better hand. Or maybe it was the other way?.

Best level Ive seen so far was the facebook "thats me!" thread. Albeit thats not exactly a level more like a prank, but that one got me loling all the way (after I got it hehe).
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:28 PM   #491
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It's complicated, all i can tell you is it involved El Diablo, a pound of cocaine, and two dead hookers.
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Is it just me or does everything around here involve that?

Sometimes we skip the cocaine.
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:40 PM   #492
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you guys are just so darn clever
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Old 02-20-2009, 01:28 AM   #493
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Old 03-29-2009, 03:03 PM   #494
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I think this is the perfect thread to say:

Do not google lemon party.
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Old 03-29-2009, 03:16 PM   #495
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I stopped reading at page 3 , when I saw it's 4 year old ****.
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:12 PM   #496
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Sometimes it's tough being so smart.
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:17 PM   #497
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jman are all of your 8 thousand posts in this one epic thread?
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:21 PM   #498
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jman are all of your 8 thousand posts in this one epic thread?
Why would I want to post anywhere else?
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:23 PM   #499
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don't take your threads personally, it's gonna give you a headache if you do .
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:24 PM   #500
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It's hard to answer a rhetorical question.

It should be obvious that AA>KQ though.

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