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Old 10-01-2007, 08:07 PM   #301
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!

This is obviously a joke, i dunno y some ppl r debating it, look at this line: "Thank You. I'm just so sick of the whining on these boards "Waah Waah, I lost with AA to KQ." KQ HAD SIX OUTS TO IMPROVE IDIOT, YOU ONLY HAD TWO!" - obviously jman is either jk, drunk or sum1 else is on his account
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:26 PM   #302
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o rly?
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:08 AM   #303
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ya rly
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:02 AM   #304
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What if you are also using the Jokers or deuces wild?

Pocket pairs must get better with the possibility of hitting Quins
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:28 AM   #305
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!

This thread is absolutely hilarious
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:28 PM   #306
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!1!!1

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I'm sick and tired of this "OMG I GOT BAD BEAT, I HAD A POCKET PAIR AND ALL YOU HAD WAS OVERCARDS!"

Preflop, a pocket pair only has 2 outs to improve,overcards have 6! (This is not even taking into account straight and flush draws!) That means overcards are at least a 3:1 favorite to improve and win the hand. So stop whining morans.
geez this is even bigger miscalculation than the absolute cheating scandal that was based on only 500 hands or so
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:34 PM   #307
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om my god please say that is a level
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:41 PM   #308
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om my god please say that is not not a level
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:42 PM   #309
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Old 10-05-2007, 07:24 PM   #310
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Old 10-05-2007, 07:56 PM   #311
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Without this tread the world would be a darker place.
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Old 10-05-2007, 08:35 PM   #312
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Still probably my fav post of all time . . . .

jman rocks it
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:01 AM   #313
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!

My first visit on 2+2 forum
Never laugh so much
Are u really not understanding that the pair doesn't have to improve at all to win? So it has 44 cards to win without straight and flush probabilities. Your overcards have only 6 cards to win.
I want to play with u man
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:12 AM   #314
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My first visit on 2+2 forum
Never laugh so much
Are u really not understanding that the pair doesn't have to improve at all to win? So it has 44 cards to win without straight and flush probabilities. Your overcards have only 6 cards to win.
I want to play with u man

Jman truly conducted a clinic on leveling, and years later people are still being brutally leveled. Truly awesome, no wonder he's so damn good.

Pilgrim, you'd be eaten alive by jman, so you can stop your weak "I wanna play you" talk. Quit being a moran
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:14 AM   #315
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!

not this post again!


is funny tho
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:17 AM   #316
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My first visit on 2+2 forum
Never laugh so much
Are u really not understanding that the pair doesn't have to improve at all to win? So it has 44 cards to win without straight and flush probabilities. Your overcards have only 6 cards to win.
I want to play with u man
Multiply the cards together to see how good they are, then divide by three if it's a pair.

simple.
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:23 AM   #317
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My first visit on 2+2 forum
Never laugh so much
Are u really not understanding that the pair doesn't have to improve at all to win? So it has 44 cards to win without straight and flush probabilities. Your overcards have only 6 cards to win.
I want to play with u man

Jman truly conducted a clinic on leveling, and years later people are still being brutally leveled. Truly awesome, no wonder he's so damn good.

Pilgrim, you'd be eaten alive by jman, so you can stop your weak "I wanna play you" talk. Quit being a moran
u got leveled
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:25 AM   #318
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My first visit on 2+2 forum
Never laugh so much
Are u really not understanding that the pair doesn't have to improve at all to win? So it has 44 cards to win without straight and flush probabilities. Your overcards have only 6 cards to win.
I want to play with u man
durrr
i'm a moron
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Old 10-16-2007, 10:09 AM   #319
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!

I have seen this thread bumped so many times
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Old 10-16-2007, 10:32 AM   #320
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Yeah, right, it is not cheating by the casino, it is just overplay and bad luck. Bad luck that keeps going on for hunderds of hands and never changes. For your information, rare bad luck (over the whole hand history of a player in a casino-pokerromm) and statististical evidence for cheating are the same thing.

I am sick of affiliates and shills who try to defend the casinos reputation trying to convice us we lost because of bad luck, bad play and the rake.

WE are not all idiots you know.
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Old 10-16-2007, 12:16 PM   #321
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Yeah, right, it is not cheating by the casino, it is just overplay and bad luck. Bad luck that keeps going on for hunderds of hands and never changes. For your information, rare bad luck (over the whole hand history of a player in a casino-pokerromm) and statististical evidence for cheating are the same thing.

I am sick of affiliates and shills who try to defend the casinos reputation trying to convice us we lost because of bad luck, bad play and the rake.

WE are not all idiots you know.
wtf
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Old 10-21-2007, 10:11 AM   #322
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I have seen this thread bumped so many times
Bumped for awesomeness
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:54 PM   #323
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Re: STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!

lmao....why is it that i just now found this thread??? funniest [censored] ever... the people that understood the sarcasm are going to ruin it if they keep explaining it lol
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Old 11-17-2007, 02:33 AM   #324
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Wow, this has got to be one of things I have read in a while. Truly outrageous!
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Old 11-19-2007, 12:35 AM   #325
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