Are you seriously asking whether or not you should fold a full house on the flop? You're a moran. Even 2/7 offsuit can get lucky on the flop, that doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't overplay your 77 preflop because you're in bad shape against 4/5 suited. Maybe you like getting your money in preflop with the worst of it, not me though, thats why I have made HUNDREDS of dollars playing poker.

You know what they say about guys with big blinds.

FYP

I never joke about poker.

This is quite possibly the best thread ever...

LOL this post made my day

wow. just saw this thread. just wow
OP is my hero. I would have never expected anyone to get levelled like this. I DEFNITELY think too high of people with 2k posts on this forum.

And on the other note - this thread should be DEFINATELY in Poker Theory as this is DEFNITELLY strategy thread, right?
I can see that OP placed it here just to get bigger crowd.

When I posted this thread this forum had about ten regular members.

It was still bigger than poker theory.

En Francais!

I gotta admit it took me a little too long to catch the sarcasm.

Still I was laughing for a half hour going through these old posts, thank you for the bump.

except when he has aces to your KQ you need to hit at least 2 of those outs ...

Whats your point? KQ still has more outs than AA.

Wait, I always thought it was OMGClayAiken that made this post. ALL THESE JMANS MAKE ME SO GOD DAMN MAD!

OMG
When I first read the original post I labeled the OP an idiot and didn`t pay attention to who the poster was.
But now...
That is some amazing leveling right here.

Anyway thanks for helping me improve my game Jman

Thats what I'm here for.

that you need more then one out to improve...and the aces need none

i dunno i always seem to do well with pocket pairs though.

Whats your screenname? Actually PM it so I dont get stuck in the waiting list.

Will you coach me? I want to learn the percentages

But thats completely irrelevant. You determine how good your hand is by counting how many outs you have, and then converting those outs to a percentage of the time where you win, and then seeing if you're getting "pot odds." So, for example, If I have 2 spades in my hand and there are two on the board on the turn, then I have nine outs because there is a 9/46 chance that I will make my flush, so I need to be getting more than 46:9 on any money I put into the pot. The same concept applies to your pocket pairs. You only have two outs, so you'd better be getting 46:2 on your money or you're playing like a donk. With KQ, you've got 6 outs, so if your'e getting 46:6 on your money, then you're ok. Do you understand now noob?

oh now i see the light lol

Jman should have the title "Socrates of Poker". your wisdom is never ending

one time i was playing at the 10-20 in the bellagio when i raised AhQh on the button. the flop came KhJhTh!! i bet, my villian pushed. i pukeddd. i flipped my hand face up and folded. everyone stared in disbelief but the donkeys didn't know i was drawing dead to improve. that's the day i quit poker.

nh.