check

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [7d 8h]
born2wonder: folds
lou holtz88: raises 200 to 300
val d'autan: folds
ifoundnemo23: calls 300
Bakasama: raises 900 to 1200
PAR17: folds
Blue Knight1: folds
glfrgmblr: folds
mrkuder: folds
mrkuder is connected
mrkuder has returned
lou holtz88: raises 2080 to 3280 and is all-in
ifoundnemo23: calls 2261 and is all-in
Bakasama: calls 2080
glfrgmblr said, "lmao"
*** FLOP *** [7s 4c 8c]
glfrgmblr said, "78"
glfrgmblr said, "of course"
*** TURN *** [7s 4c 8c] [8s]
glfrgmblr said, "lolololol"
*** RIVER *** [7s 4c 8c 8s] [7c]
lou holtz88 said, "lol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lou holtz88: shows [Qc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Bakasama: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Bakasama collected 1438 from side pot
ifoundnemo23: shows [7d 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
ifoundnemo23 collected 7833 from main pot

step 2: capitalize...check )on the very next hand)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [As Ah]
glfrgmblr said, "gotta love the donkeys"
val d'autan: folds
ifoundnemo23: raises 200 to 300
Bakasama: folds
PAR17: folds
Blue Knight1: raises 500 to 800
glfrgmblr: folds
mrkuder: folds
born2wonder: folds
ifoundnemo23: raises 7033 to 7833 and is all-in
Blue Knight1: calls 1940 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6s 4d Jh]
glfrgmblr said, "lol"
*** TURN *** [6s 4d Jh] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [6s 4d Jh Js] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ifoundnemo23: shows [As Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Blue Knight1: shows [8s 8c] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
ifoundnemo23 collected 5630 from pot

Blue Knight1 [observer]: lol
Blue Knight1 [observer]: then picks up aa
Blue Knight1 [observer]: good timing mate
Blue Knight1 [observer]: sholda known it

step 3: silence the haters (3 hands later): check

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Ac As]
mrkuder: folds
born2wonder: calls 100
trelos111: folds
val d'autan: folds
ifoundnemo23: raises 200 to 300
Bakasama: folds
PAR17: folds
MOTA MAYNE: folds
glfrgmblr: calls 200
born2wonder: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 4s 8d]
glfrgmblr: checks
ifoundnemo23: bets 550
glfrgmblr: raises 650 to 1200
ifoundnemo23: raises 650 to 1850
glfrgmblr: calls 557 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qh 4s 8d] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 4s 8d 4d] [6h]
glfrgmblr said, "lmao"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
glfrgmblr: shows [8s Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
glfrgmblr said, "joke"
ifoundnemo23 collected 4264 from pot

u arent very good are you

not in the slightest bit

a lot of that could be the weed. or a lot of that could be my clearly limited skill set. shrug.

oh weed nvm then

would take a lot of superaccounting to stack off 87o against 2 all ins while sober, imo

oh sarcasm nvm then

hand 1
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great implied tilt odds imo

nhs sir

step 1: be a fish

I think these hands are probably made up.

certainly a concise cliff noted version

step 1: suck at poker
step 2: run hot

BowToYourSensei, you are so bad its hilarious.

play money?

whats with all the [censored] threads?

I love the people taking this seriously and trying to be funny