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Old 10-02-2017, 02:30 PM   #201
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21 year old chick at squash wants my D. 99% sure she has a boyfriend. Things could get messy on her face
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:33 PM   #202
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21 year old chick at squash wants my D. 99% sure she has a boyfriend. Things could get messy
Clean that mess up with the 3 step kit

1. Use fake name
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:35 PM   #203
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4. Use fake D
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:36 PM   #204
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Mr. Horus good guy
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:37 PM   #205
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99% a lady as well?
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:38 PM   #206
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4 step kit*
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:40 PM   #207
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That's a 99% you can deal with
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:41 PM   #208
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:43 PM   #209
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Better German Old Man than Danish Old Man, that's a real punishment
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:52 PM   #210
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Trump will kick you out of the country if you kneel.

It might be good for God, but it's a ****ing insult to USA#1!
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:01 PM   #211
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35% of USA #1 ≠ USA #1. That's as much as I'm politarding ITT.
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:02 PM   #212
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USA not making sense mfyou
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:22 PM   #213
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Too much politarding
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:27 PM   #214
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hmmm what have I missed.

I think Blacklivesmatter
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:28 PM   #215
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I think building the wall is a good idea.
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:28 PM   #216
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Sammy started it.
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:29 PM   #217
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Mainly because it's an engineering feat.
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:34 PM   #218
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Great wall of (grab'em by the) vaChina
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Old 10-02-2017, 03:39 PM   #219
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Sammy started it.
**** you, Fiddle started it.

in more important news:

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Old 10-02-2017, 04:10 PM   #220
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RIP Tom Petty. When I was young, I thought these lyrics were about sex ofc.

It's alright if you love me
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you running away
Honey, I get the feeling you won't

There is no sense in pretending
Your eyes give you away
Something inside you is feeling like I do
We said all there is to say

Baby Breakdown
Go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown honey take me through the night
Breakdown now I'm standing here can't you see
Breakdown, it's alright

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Old 10-02-2017, 04:19 PM   #221
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Damn, Sammy liked him

RIP
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Old 10-02-2017, 04:27 PM   #222
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fyp Mr. Colin_Piddle
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Clean that mess up with the 3 step kit

1. Use fake name
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4. Use fake D
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99% a lady as well?
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That's a 99% you can deal with
No 99% lady. Chick is short, small hands and feet, no adams apple. I think I'm safe. Too late she already knows my name. Suspected boyfriend looks like the sort of guy who might shoot me if I touched her.
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Old 10-02-2017, 04:30 PM   #223
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I bet he'll be cool if you use a fake D!
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Old 10-02-2017, 04:51 PM   #224
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No 99% lady. Chick is short, small hands and feet, no adams apple. I think I'm safe. Too late she already knows my name. Suspected boyfriend looks like the sort of guy who might shoot me if I touched her.


So touch his penis on purpose
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Old 10-02-2017, 04:56 PM   #225
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I bet he'll be cool if you use a fake D!
Settle down, now. Two mentions earns you a Fred meme.

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