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10-02-2017 , 02:30 PM

#201

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

21 year old chick at squash wants my D. 99% sure she has a boyfriend. Things could get messy on her face

fyp Mr. Colin_Piddle

10-02-2017 , 02:33 PM

#202

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

21 year old chick at squash wants my D. 99% sure she has a boyfriend. Things could get messy

Clean that mess up with the 3 step kit

1. Use fake name
2. Use fake phone
3. Use fake home

10-02-2017 , 02:35 PM

#203

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

4. Use fake D

10-02-2017 , 02:36 PM

#204

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mr. Horus good guy

10-02-2017 , 02:37 PM

#205

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

99% a lady as well?

10-02-2017 , 02:38 PM

#206

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

4. Use fake D

4 step kit*

10-02-2017 , 02:40 PM

#207

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

That's a 99% you can deal with

10-02-2017 , 02:41 PM

#208

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

10-02-2017 , 02:43 PM

#209

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Better German Old Man than Danish Old Man, that's a real punishment

10-02-2017 , 02:52 PM

#210

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Trump will kick you out of the country if you kneel.

It might be good for God, but it's a ****ing insult to USA#1!

10-02-2017 , 03:01 PM

#211

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

35% of USA #1 ≠ USA #1. That's as much as I'm politarding ITT.

10-02-2017 , 03:02 PM

#212

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

USA not making sense mfyou

10-02-2017 , 03:22 PM

#213

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Too much politarding

10-02-2017 , 03:27 PM

#214

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

hmmm what have I missed.

I think Blacklivesmatter

10-02-2017 , 03:28 PM

#215

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

I think building the wall is a good idea.

10-02-2017 , 03:28 PM

#216

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy started it.

10-02-2017 , 03:29 PM

#217

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Mainly because it's an engineering feat.

10-02-2017 , 03:34 PM

#218

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Great wall of (grab'em by the) vaChina

10-02-2017 , 03:39 PM

#219

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Sammy started it.

**** you, Fiddle started it.

in more important news:

10-02-2017 , 04:10 PM

#220

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

RIP Tom Petty. When I was young, I thought these lyrics were about sex ofc.

It's alright if you love me
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you running away
Honey, I get the feeling you won't

There is no sense in pretending
Your eyes give you away
Something inside you is feeling like I do
We said all there is to say

Baby Breakdown
Go ahead and give it to me
Breakdown honey take me through the night
Breakdown now I'm standing here can't you see
Breakdown, it's alright

Spoiler:

10-02-2017 , 04:19 PM

#221

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Damn, Sammy liked him

RIP

10-02-2017 , 04:27 PM

#222

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

fyp Mr. Colin_Piddle

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Clean that mess up with the 3 step kit

1. Use fake name
2. Use fake phone
3. Use fake home

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

4. Use fake D

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

99% a lady as well?

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

That's a 99% you can deal with

No 99% lady. Chick is short, small hands and feet, no adams apple. I think I'm safe. Too late she already knows my name. Suspected boyfriend looks like the sort of guy who might shoot me if I touched her.