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Old 10-02-2017, 12:38 PM   #176
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You just got to either the local biker gang, or the ex-Yugoslavian wannabe-mafiosos.
But I don't know them; I guess I could find out where the next bar or w/e run by the Hells Angels is, but I would fear to deal with them.
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Old 10-02-2017, 12:39 PM   #177
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That's the thing: The odds of a criminal gang doing that level of business with a nobody is unlikely.

Source: being involved in criminal activity
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Old 10-02-2017, 12:45 PM   #178
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Bad dude - "Bring money. I get you gun"

Sammy - "No problems"

Brings money.

Bad dude - "Thanks for money. Now **** off"

Sammy - "Where's my gun?"

Bad dude - "I have no idea what you are talking about".

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Old 10-02-2017, 12:58 PM   #179
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You just got to either the local biker gang, or the ex-Yugoslavian wannabe-mafiosos. As long as you bring money, they are very nice people. FranFran could probably sell us an arsenal of FA weapons.
lol @ "just go to"
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Old 10-02-2017, 12:59 PM   #180
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Days like today really make me want to delete Facebook altogether.

All my feed is either horribly depressing **** or people politarding before we're even done counting bodies.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:03 PM   #181
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Methinks Sammy has very limited experience with firearms and weapons in general.
Besides at the shooting range and hunting, then no, I don't have any experience of using them.

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But I don't know them; I guess I could find out where the next bar or w/e run by the Hells Angels is, but I would fear to deal with them.
I know some bad guys, I don't fear them.

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Bad dude - "Bring money. I get you gun"

Sammy - "No problems"

Brings money.

Bad dude - "Thanks for money. Now **** off"

Sammy - "Where's my gun?"

Bad dude - "I have no idea what you are talking about".

Fin
Some of the people I grew up with didn't turn out as well as me, they chose a different path, so to speak. I'm still in contact with them, but have nothing to do with what they do. From my experience and what I have gotten to know through them over the years, buying guns/drugs/stolen goods etc. is no problem at all.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:07 PM   #182
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lol @ "just go to"
Maybe it's different in your country, but bikers are just "normal" people here. It's not something dangerous to approach a Hells Angel/Bandido/Satudarah in Denmark. Their club houses is often open to everyone on weekends, and you can go party/drink at their bar if you like. The president of HA Denmark is an author that has written +10 books. He is also a convicted murderer though. He killed the president of another gang with an UZI in 1984 and served 12 years.

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Old 10-02-2017, 01:08 PM   #183
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Bad dude - "Bring money. I get you gun"

Sammy - "No problems"

Brings money.

Bad dude - "Thanks for money. Now **** off"

Sammy - "Where's my turtle?"

Bad dude - "I have no idea what you are talking about".

Sammy - "Sorry, I mean where's my gun?"

Bad dude - "I almost forgot. Here you go, Mr. Sammy, your valuable gun plus some free ammo just because you are so young, handsome and intelligent."

Fin
Sheep fixed The Fiddle's poast, because making The Sammy angry is not a good idea. Fiddle won't like Sammy when he's angry.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:22 PM   #184
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Sammy's gonna give you punks a free pick for tonights Champions League

Telekom Baskets Bonn vs Joensuun Kataja - over 160,5 points. Starts in 40mins.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:29 PM   #185
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Some of the people I grew up with didn't turn out as well as me, they chose a different path, so to speak. I'm still in contact with them, but have nothing to do with what they do. From my experience and what I have gotten to know through them over the years, buying guns/drugs/stolen goods etc. is no problem at all.
So you have some connections already for a reasonable safe illegal gun purchase. But I don't think that's the case for most people.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:33 PM   #186
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Latest numbers saying 58 casualties, 515+ wounded
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:33 PM   #187
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Sammy's gonna give you punks a free pick for tonights Champions League

Telekom Baskets Bonn vs Joensuun Kataja - over 160,5 points. Starts in 40mins.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:37 PM   #188
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So you have some connections already for a reasonable safe illegal gun purchase. But I don't think that's the case for most people.
No, that's true. I'm just fairly certain that the type of people that would want to buy an illegal gun, wouldn't find it difficult to get the right connections.

Now go bet the basket game Sammy posted about, the favourites is a German team after all. It's the final game in the qualifications for Champions League playoffs. They won the first game away 90-70, and there's gonna be more points tonight because the other team has to win with more than 20 to go through. Bonn is usually very good home, so hopefully they'll make a lot of points.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:43 PM   #189
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See you said Champions game, so I assumed it was soccer, and was fairly confident that they wouldn't score 161 goals in a soccer game
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:45 PM   #190
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See you said Champions game, so I assumed it was soccer, and was fairly confident that they wouldn't score 161 goals in a soccer game
It's called football, punk.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:46 PM   #191
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See you said Champions game, so I assumed it was soccer, and was fairly confident that they wouldn't score 161 goals in a soccer game
It's called football, punk.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:46 PM   #192
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They're going to facilitate acquiring silencers next

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...=.217e180edc4f
fixed my post again. Possibly the last time
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:51 PM   #193
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next time we use a silencer
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:52 PM   #194
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But I don't know them; I guess I could find out where the next bar or w/e run by the Hells Angels is, but I would fear to deal with them.
You're a much better person than all of us
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:54 PM   #195
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We used to have a shotgun and I got to wave it around a couple of times and my dad said I got to use it sometimes when I was old enough, but then the government collected all the guns

Only moles were killed on purpose with the gun fwiw
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:57 PM   #196
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You prolly didn't pay your taxes
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:58 PM   #197
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Make the goal 3x wider and have two goalies who run into each other occasionally, and I'll watch it, whatever it's called.
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:00 PM   #198
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:25 PM   #199
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Do they even have beatable VP machines left for any stakes? They used to have 10/7 Double Bonus and something/something Deuces Wild, but they tend to get rid of machines like that over time if they're being hit by the pros, or they ask said pros not to play any more.
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Old 10-02-2017, 02:26 PM   #200
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21 year old chick at squash wants my D. 99% sure she has a boyfriend. Things could get messy
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