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Old 10-19-2017, 07:13 PM   #1651
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They have been testing olive oil in European countries for a few years now, and the results are the same as in the US. Around 75-80% of all extra virgin olive oil sold in stores are fake. The Italian mafia is ****ing with our oil.
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Old 10-19-2017, 07:56 PM   #1652
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Sammy you sound like you're a member of the anti-mafia
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Old 10-19-2017, 09:35 PM   #1653
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Old 10-19-2017, 11:09 PM   #1654
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51 minutes til AAAAAAaaaa long weekend. Afternoon put in a solid 3.5 hours of hard yakka. That must be worth at least 3.5 beers
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:03 AM   #1655
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sammy and milo fighting for justice
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:05 AM   #1656
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overtaxed piddlenator speaks the truth
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Old 10-20-2017, 03:06 AM   #1657
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hai fraidai
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Old 10-20-2017, 04:12 AM   #1658
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are there any US poker sites that accept non-US players?

obv not indicating anything, just curious

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Old 10-20-2017, 05:22 AM   #1659
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i dont know but I can tell you that you're in the right place, this kind of questions are always appreciated.
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Old 10-20-2017, 05:23 AM   #1660
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sammy is about to marry a shemale and you ****er think you can ask about US online poker and stuff?

If we were in a normal system you would be sentenced to death you know that?
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Old 10-20-2017, 05:46 AM   #1661
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you seem mad bro, is that shemale your former fiancé?
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:09 AM   #1662
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Too many beers...
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:10 AM   #1663
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I'm listening to Dire Straits right now. Great band
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:15 AM   #1664
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you seem mad bro, is that shemale your former fiancé?


no u
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:21 AM   #1665
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it wasn't me
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:37 AM   #1666
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It wasn't you it was your mum
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Old 10-20-2017, 06:49 AM   #1667
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Old 10-20-2017, 07:00 AM   #1668
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Old 10-20-2017, 07:23 AM   #1669
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:42 AM   #1670
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You're all right, Friday. Just hurry the morning part up a bit.
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:45 AM   #1671
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Train ride to Madrid - 3 hours
Madrid Airport - 3 hours
Mardid to Dubai - 8 hours
Dubai Airport - 8 hours
Dubai to Brisbane - 13 hours

Gonna be fun!
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:49 AM   #1672
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Take a later train

get drunk in Dubai. Wait I don't think they allow that
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:50 AM   #1673
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Do they serve alcohol at the Dubai airport?
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:54 AM   #1674
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Take a later train

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Can't

Can't
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Old 10-20-2017, 09:01 AM   #1675
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Is there only one train every 3 hours?
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