Mr. suitedjustice: Without your dedication to telling me to stop posting and pay attention I would probably have posted past 8k posts at this point, so I deeply appreciate your bastardly ways in keeping me off the forums for a few hours at a time. It's almost like you're getting my education for me. Good luck with the last 200 days and **** the man! I'll see you in Vegas.
Mr. Fiddlesticks aka his benevolence: The fact that you didn't ban me in 2016 is impressive. We couldn't ask for a better leader/minion and Sammy is lucky to have you on his side because without you he would be nothing here! Nothing! Still digging holes in Denmark, he'd be! Back in the Golden Days we both had MX-5s too
Mr.mmmKay: How do you manage to say so much in so few words? The enigma grows. I still don't get how you're immune to tilt, it's like you rolled a perfect score in mental fortitude when you were setting up your character in the womb.
Mr. Natamusoctopussyspiritwalker: This is a very important image. It's a great image. It's so ****ing great it's against forum rules but you know what? You're the kinda guy who lives on the edge. I'll never forget you on an invite list ever again, also, there are many pictures of you floating around my old place of employment.
Mr. Colin_Piddle: Many good times listing and defining, you are exemplary forum friend and I am looking forward to all of the ****posting we have ahead of us. Namely ****ting on 90% of new threads. And Briro when he comes back. Squash.
Samuel: This is what I picture you doing in the man-made Copenhagen lakes, aka saving the world.
Mr. Whiskeyneat: We're all glad you're still alive even with your feisty wifey, if you ever need part of a liver let me knowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa also the only person on the forum that knows what my face looks like.
Mr. FWWM: I'm gonna need more info on your daily endeavors these days, are you back in the orient or what? The mooch needs to snoochysnoochy.
Mr. Horus: Without you and your daily reminders of food-consumption I would probably have starved in grad school so far. I owe you my life.
Mr. Sheep: As the cutest and the only member with his own day of the week you are the best owca top notch number one always ily
Mr. Morphismus (LOLphismus proper): I love Germany and you are the 2p2 Übermensch don't let Sammy tell you differently
Mr. tbh: tbh tbh your Seattle relocation is gonna get you wet in multiple ways, also please see this accurate picture of yourself mfy
Gypsie: GET THE ICE PICK GYPSIE IT'S WEDNESDAY AND IT'S GONNA GET IT love you come back
FlanFlan: You're a good guy. I give you this gift of wisdomry
Mr. Majik: Where the **** are you? 16 posts in this thread is unacceptable but I like you anyway.