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10-09-2017 , 09:56 AM

#801

AlwaysFolding

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First off, Sammy, they're protein pancakes and I made them with the eggs of our girlfriend.

Secondly, I cultured that yogurt with the essence of the finest women gif-ted in this thread. It is really quite good. You should try it.

coffee

10-09-2017 , 09:59 AM

#802

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Pancakes are good when wrapped around pork or beef with lots of chili. Yougurt is for women, children and oldlings with no teeth.

10-09-2017 , 10:01 AM

#803

AlwaysFolding

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Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

But do you know what greek yogurt is versus your normal danish yogurt, Samuel? It is not what you think it is.

10-09-2017 , 10:03 AM

#804

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

But do you know what greek yogurt is versus your normal danish yogurt, Samuel? It is not what you think it is.

Sammy knows what that crap is. Gf eats it all the time. She puts strawberries and plants on it.

10-09-2017 , 10:09 AM

#805

AlwaysFolding

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Sammy, I ate an entire pig yesterday. No sperm sauce.

10-09-2017 , 10:12 AM

#806

Sammy2bullets

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Stop ****ing with the planet, AF

10-09-2017 , 10:13 AM

#807

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

First off, Sammy, they're protein pancakes and I made them with the eggs of our girlfriend.

Secondly, I cultured that yogurt with the essence of the finest women gif-ted in this thread. It is really quite good. You should try it.

coffee

confurmed woman

10-09-2017 , 10:16 AM

#808

Sammy2bullets

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Only ~6 hours till Croatia is out of the World Cup. Sammy's gonna un-ban Frank for today, so he can laugh at him. Hahahaha

Beer

10-09-2017 , 10:17 AM

#809

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Fun fact: eating animals is worse for the environment than eating yoghurt

10-09-2017 , 10:19 AM

#810

Sammy2bullets

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Calm down, punk

10-09-2017 , 10:29 AM

#811

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

right now!

10-09-2017 , 10:35 AM

#812

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Yogurt and pancakes.... Are you a woman?

Beer

Sammy got so much build up he's seeing women everywhere.

10-09-2017 , 10:45 AM

#813

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Only ~6 hours till Croatia is out of the World Cup. Sammy's gonna un-ban Frank for today, so he can laugh at him. Hahahaha

Beer

i was never banned sammy

10-09-2017 , 10:47 AM

#814

Sammy2bullets

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Shut up, Sammy's doing fine without sex. Punk

10-09-2017 , 10:48 AM

#815

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

i was never banned sammy

**** you

10-09-2017 , 10:50 AM

#816

Sammy2bullets

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10-09-2017 , 10:58 AM

#817

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

no sex makes the Sammy angry

Last edited by Mr.mmmKay; 10-09-2017 at 11:05 AM.

10-09-2017 , 11:04 AM

#818

Sammy2bullets

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10-09-2017 , 11:15 AM

#819

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Poor Sammy

10-09-2017 , 11:20 AM

#820

AlwaysFolding

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Sammy, you apologize to Franko, right now!

10-09-2017 , 11:22 AM

#821

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

right now!

10-09-2017 , 11:22 AM

#822

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Shut up, Sammy's doing sex.

This is what a happy world looks like imo

10-09-2017 , 11:24 AM

#823

Sammy2bullets

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Serbia finishes 1st in their group and Croatia is out. How does that make you feel Frank?

10-09-2017 , 11:25 AM

#824

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Milo making fun of Franko

Last edited by Mr.mmmKay; 10-09-2017 at 11:38 AM.

10-09-2017 , 11:31 AM

#825

Sammy2bullets

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You missed a word Mr. Mr.mmmKay

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