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Because the Danish understand that if you want a certain area to be controlled, tell people they'll be ****ed if they don't control themselves.

Therefore lol

10-06-2017 , 11:39 AM

#602

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Where I'm from we have automatic speed traps. No police officer needed

In the US, for-profit speed and red light camera companies are lobbying more and more places. They get the contract and shave a half second off the yellow light where they put the camera, and catch all the locals who have the yellow timed internally. Or they put up speed cameras in places where the speed limit drops from 45mph to 30mph.

FartKontrols are supposed to be about safety.

10-06-2017 , 11:41 AM

#603

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Where I'm from all Fart Kontrol is done by the government

10-06-2017 , 11:44 AM

#604

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That sign means that cops are checking if you're within the legal speed limit. In Denmark cops have to alert you, before they check if you're driving too fast, haha. It's a great law, but kinda stupid.

...a fart kontrol during your slut spurt would be a bad thing, right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Some either don't see the sign or they take the chance that there's no cop there.

10-06-2017 , 11:50 AM

#605

AlwaysFolding

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No no no, you want fart control when you're slutting it up Morph!

10-06-2017 , 11:54 AM

#606

Morphismus

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Yes, but I talk about the slut spurt!

10-06-2017 , 11:55 AM

#607

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...a fart kontrol during your slut spurt would be a bad thing, right?

10-06-2017 , 11:56 AM

#608

AlwaysFolding

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MAUSFAHRT

10-06-2017 , 11:58 AM

#609

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

No no no, you want fart control when you're slutting it up Morph!

Porn bloopers have taught me that this is the case.

10-06-2017 , 12:00 PM

#610

AlwaysFolding

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Porn bloopers are often exciting

10-06-2017 , 12:57 PM

#611

vrael111

veteran

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How the hell do you get 8k posts in a year?

10-06-2017 , 01:11 PM

#612

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by vrael111

How the hell do you get 8k posts in a year?

Not having sex gives him a lot of spare time.

10-06-2017 , 01:27 PM

#613

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrael111

How the hell do you get 8k posts in a year?

by posting 21.92 times per day

that wasnt that hard to calculate, punk

10-06-2017 , 01:32 PM

#614

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Fart control is overrated. I knew a girl who always farted after I did her from behind

10-06-2017 , 01:35 PM

#615

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Sammy needs signs to let him know where the traps are.

Not sure if he wants to find them or avoid them though.

10-06-2017 , 01:37 PM

#616

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

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Sammy sees what Fiddle did there.

Spoiler:

10-06-2017 , 01:38 PM

#617

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Sammy,

I bought a bike for 199 Euros.

How many of my bikes could I have bought for one of yours?

10-06-2017 , 01:40 PM

#618

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Porn bloopers are often exciting

Someone showed me a Brazilian fart porn clip once. It was mostly close-up cinematography and that business can never be unseen.

10-06-2017 , 01:41 PM

#619

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy,

I bought a bike for 199 Euros.

How many of my bikes could I have bought for one of yours?

~50 bikes, you could buy 5 of your bikes, for one of Sammy's wheels

10-06-2017 , 01:44 PM

#620

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Does your bike give you a rim job while tickling your balls while you are riding? Surely a 10k bike does that.

10-06-2017 , 01:45 PM

#621

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Does your bike give you a rim job while tickling your balls while you are riding? Surely a 10k bike does that.

No, but it has digital gears/brakes

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-06-2017 at 01:51 PM.

10-06-2017 , 01:55 PM

#622

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

No, but it has digital gears/brakes

What do you need gears for? You hardly have any hills.

10-06-2017 , 01:56 PM

#623

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Mine didn't even come with a kick stand.

10-06-2017 , 01:56 PM

#624

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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10-06-2017 , 01:56 PM

#625

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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and R1 machine installed

Last edited by FranFran; 10-06-2017 at 01:58 PM. Reason: @10k spilmarks bike

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