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10-04-2017 , 12:47 PM

#376

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Denmark believes in the decency of human beings in public

10-04-2017 , 01:20 PM

#377

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Denmark believes noone wants to sit outside when it's freezing as usual

10-04-2017 , 01:33 PM

#378

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Denmark believes that people should go to the park to look at photos on their phone of the park.

10-04-2017 , 02:00 PM

#379

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE!!

I want to skull **** this day with a chainsaw. Why in the **** is it that when you are just about to go on vacation someone decides to completely load you down. Why the **** can't I coast into my vacation!! Dick move people....dick.....move!!

10-04-2017 , 02:06 PM

#380

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

I feel your pain

Spoiler:

10-04-2017 , 02:06 PM

#381

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Denmark believes that people who have access to the Denmarkian WiFi will take Denmarkian selfies that no one wants to see and post to Denmarkian Facebook.

Denmarkian....

10-04-2017 , 02:07 PM

#382

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Sup. What did I miss?

10-04-2017 , 02:09 PM

#383

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Sup. What did I miss?

We're getting up a posse to travel to Denmark and vandalize their high-tech park benches. Let's start with a GoFundMe campaign name.

10-04-2017 , 02:10 PM

#384

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

"Klitmoller or bust (your punkass park benches)"

10-04-2017 , 02:11 PM

#385

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Just the usual. Denmarkians are balckout drunk and think sunshine will come to them, everyone's broke due to taxes, not sure what AF is doing with his college girls

10-04-2017 , 02:15 PM

#386

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

jk Sammy,

I wish we could have nice things here, too.

https://www.popsci.com/friendly-hitc...troyed-america

10-04-2017 , 02:17 PM

#387

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

High tech benches? Interesting. You can charge your phone on them or something? Or was this drunk speak?

10-04-2017 , 02:21 PM

#388

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Never mind. I was expecting this revelation to be who knows how many pages back but it's on this one.

10-04-2017 , 02:29 PM

#389

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Just the usual. Denmarkians are balckout drunk and think sunshine will come to them, everyone's broke due to taxes, not sure what AF is doing with his college girls

I can draw you a diagram of sorts.

IGNORE THE TEXT IN THIS IMAGE

then imagine what it looks like when you place this plug where it belongs

then remove

then reinsert

then remove

then reinsert

10-04-2017 , 02:44 PM

#390

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

I failed to go 4-4 on football bets last weekend. FU cowboys.

10-04-2017 , 02:59 PM

#391

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I can draw you a diagram of sorts.

IGNORE THE TEXT IN THIS IMAGE

then imagine what it looks like when you place this plug where it belongs

then remove

then reinsert

then remove

then reinsert

I was hoping it was something in that area, but not so sure based on ur posts

10-04-2017 , 03:11 PM

#392

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

It's begun. Now I have to decide the level of informational transparency I involve with said individuals.

10-04-2017 , 03:14 PM

#393

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

10-04-2017 , 03:15 PM

#394

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Do I bang em all and tell them nothing, or let them know I'm banging them all?

10-04-2017 , 03:15 PM

#395

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Wat? I just opened that red wine after I already had tons of vodka red bull and vodka whatever. Good thing it's day after mid autumn festival tomorow

10-04-2017 , 03:16 PM

#396

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

^ da informational transparency

10-04-2017 , 03:21 PM

#397

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,631

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

13. Mr. Sheep how is the ewe?
14. I have not inquired so as not to jinx but I am curious and hope it is a fortunate endeavor!
15. Such a ewe for you you mf you

Mr. Folding, you are the sweetest slowpoke Sheep has ever poasted with. Sheep will poast moar about the ewe when the time is right.

10-04-2017 , 03:32 PM

#398

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Wat? I just opened that red wine after I already had tons of vodka red bull and vodka whatever. Good thing it's day after mid autumn festival tomorow

Don't I know it. I'm not getting any quotes out of Taiwan because of the damn fall holidays, just pictures of moon cakes--though they look pretty good.