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10-03-2017 , 01:03 PM

#276

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

AF's list was short today

10-03-2017 , 01:28 PM

#277

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Unlike a lot of people, he has class.

10-03-2017 , 01:30 PM

#278

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

sounds like AF needs a release.....

let the poison out buddy, it helps with the angerzz

10-03-2017 , 01:30 PM

#279

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

30 minutes to go; my feet hurt!

10-03-2017 , 01:31 PM

#280

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i think the right decision is to buy some of those small liquor bottles and pour them into the large sized energy drinks. Then i can bring that into the mall and hit a food court.

lil early to post up at a bar imo

10-03-2017 , 01:58 PM

#281

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Just walk around town with a cigarette and give the finger to every Mormon who gives you a look.

Years ago, in St. George, I got the five-way stinkeye from a family from 40 yards for smoking a cig. I wish I could say that I flipped them the bird, but I didn't. I intend to go back with a cigar some day tho and make up for it.

Spoiler:

Last edited by suitedjustice; 10-03-2017 at 02:04 PM.

10-03-2017 , 02:04 PM

#282

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Just walk around town with a cigarette and give the finger to every Mormon who gives you a look.

Years ago I got the five-way stinkeye from a family from 40 yards for smoking a cig in St. George. I wish I could say that I flipped them the bird, but I didn't. I intend to go back with a cigar some day tho and make up for it.

im hooked on the vape now so no ciggies for me. Can def try with the vapor tho, i think the lolmormons would still be offended and all.

Actually, i have my humidor in the trunk of my car. Would need to procure a cutting device, but i could try this out.

10-03-2017 , 02:04 PM

#283

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i hate it when the hotel body lotion is scented No i ont want my hand smelling like lavendar. **** you sheraton

10-03-2017 , 02:12 PM

#284

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Just looked it up. It's actually against the law to smoke in public outdoor spaces in SLC

10-03-2017 , 02:12 PM

#285

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

This girl studying at a table that I've been sitting at for the last hour+ just sat down and started discussing their class.

Then she said, in general, that "Men are just annoying across the board, for real."

**** you *****.

10-03-2017 , 02:14 PM

#286

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

and **** you to that old grumpy bastard that apparently really REALLY didn't like country music. There is a place in hell for that guy.

10-03-2017 , 02:25 PM

#287

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,624

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Settle down, now. Two mentions earns you a Fred meme.

Spoiler:

Sheep used to have a crush on Daphne when he was little.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Time for some dark brunette GIFS everyone knows brunettes are the best

Church.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I've marked a few good spots to piss in the water if you've had too much to drink today.

10-03-2017 , 02:25 PM

#288

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I approve of the conversations in this thread.

I also approve all statements by one Gypsie.

That is all.

10-03-2017 , 02:28 PM

#289

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

They aound like lesbians imo

10-03-2017 , 02:29 PM

#290

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mr. tbh please come here and regulate this situation with a good ol' stamp of the mushroom

10-03-2017 , 04:24 PM

#291

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

30 minutes to go; my feet hurt!

Better now? Good for you, btw, saving the world through science

214 days to go; my life hurts!

10-03-2017 , 04:41 PM

#292

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Better now? Good for you, btw, saving the world through science

Better now. I actually might bring about the robot apocalypse though. But no ragged people from the future showed up telling me to stop so far; so it's probably fine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

214 days to go; my life hurts!

gogogo

10-03-2017 , 04:47 PM

#293

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

hahahahahaha morph, wp

10-03-2017 , 04:47 PM

#294

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Mr. tbh please come here and regulate this situation with a good ol' stamp of the mushroom

sometimes you just have to leave your mark brother

10-03-2017 , 05:49 PM

#295

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

liquid sqords ainec

10-03-2017 , 05:49 PM

#296

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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also, poasting whilst ****ting, yw

10-03-2017 , 05:50 PM

#297

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

ywywywywywywyw

10-03-2017 , 05:56 PM

#298

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

speaking of ****ting, if any of you pukes iis still using toilet paper to clean your bootyhole, first i am sorry you are that bad at life, second - go to your local drug store (or amazon if you are a winner) and order some baby whipes. Use those the next time the poo hile needs a whiping and report back,

If you can honestly say traditional tp is better i will refund your baby wipe cost via venmo.

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