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10-03-2017 , 08:09 AM
Happy Unity Day to our Germanbros.
10-03-2017 , 08:15 AM


I've marked a few good spots to piss in the water if you've had too much to drink today.
10-03-2017 , 08:33 AM
punk
10-03-2017 , 08:49 AM
Solid advice. Can't use it though, back in HK with a pile of work. Mid-autumn festival tomorrow evening, just so you know möllers. Also hottest October day in 130 years. Thanks Donald.
http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/h...-day-130-years
10-03-2017 , 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Happy Unity Day to our Germanbros.
I actually have to work the whole day at the festivities explaining science to the common people.
10-03-2017 , 08:54 AM
10-03-2017 , 09:04 AM
You should use this thread for your research...

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/3...heeple-1664867
10-03-2017 , 09:57 AM
From the Washington Post on the shooter.

“It’s like a job for him. It’s a job where you make money,” said Eric Paddock, adding that his brother could lose $1 million and still have enough to live on. “He was at the hotel for four months one time. It was like a second home.”

He recalled one time when the entire family took over the top floor of the Atlantis at the casino’s expense.

His brother was very particular about the games he played. “It had to be the right machine with double points, and there has to be a contest going on. He won a car one time,” Eric Paddock said.

“He’s known. He’s a top player. He’s the small end of the big fish.”

Something still isn't right about this. Even when they were known to be beatable, the VP games were never more than +2% EV. When you cash a big VP win, they take the tax money out right on the spot, don't they? And that's like 30+%

Double player points is not going to make up for that. The games are not set up so you can win millions from advantage play and not get the boot.

Guess I'll check out the VP forum--if there is one--see if they're talking about it.
10-03-2017 , 10:07 AM
The meme in the thread preview is loltastic
10-03-2017 , 10:38 AM
Maybe the shooter was cheating the system like his father
10-03-2017 , 10:42 AM
I started a thread in Other Gambling Games. If you could make millions off it, you'd think there'd be a dedicated video poker subforum.
10-03-2017 , 10:50 AM
Didn't his brother say he made mirrions in real estate? He mightve been breakeven or losing in VP
10-03-2017 , 10:58 AM
Most likely that
10-03-2017 , 11:07 AM
He's talking to his family like he's bigshot pro gambler, though. So I'm thinking that he lost that real estate money playing VP, lost everything, maybe ran way into debt.
10-03-2017 , 11:13 AM
And what casino is going to put him up for months at a time if he's +EV vs them?

Just evaluating his brags BBV style and they're coming up short.
10-03-2017 , 11:33 AM
Doing taxes. Wish I only earned what Sammy does so my tax bill wouldn't be so big
10-03-2017 , 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
And what casino is going to put him up for months at a time if he's +EV vs them?
In the old Vegas, maybe he could have done that. They mightve not even tracked his results, just his play. Nowadays, no chance obv

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Doing taxes. Wish I only earned what Sammy does so my tax bill wouldn't be so big
I feel your pain. Now I hired an accountant, but still need to sift through all the bills and stuff. Never change your home or your job or do anything really if you need to pay German tax
10-03-2017 , 12:31 PM
i are alive and in SLC Utah, it is a strange land here and their tap beer cannot be over 3.2%. They also cannot serve you a double and some places wont sell you a shot and a beer. WTF am i supposed to order then? Also, the bartender at the sheraton is the worst bartender i have ever seen.

I almost died yesterday in my travels. I did not anticipate a snow storm in the first week of October but it happened. The skies lifted her nasty skirt and **** snow and pissed rain all over I70 and my poor little audi. Things would be fine except i have summer racing tires with a 35mm profile that turn into hockey pucls in the cold (think of driving a big wheels with those plastic wheels). As such i decided to brave the roads anyways. Going 45mph down a 7% grade for 7 miles with 18 wheelers blowing past at 75 is ****ing terrifying fwiw.
10-03-2017 , 12:32 PM
Nat, glad your womenz are not died. I can make it out to LV if they need some physical comfort
10-03-2017 , 12:34 PM
politarding aside, the US should have and enforce a very strict no gun possesion policy.

If there were no guns, nobody would get shot, easy game.

And it;s not like, at this pooint in our evolutionary state as humans, and civilian militia armed with hand guns and rifles will ever be able to overthrow the US armed forces. So why do we need them?

I mean you can always bow hunt.
10-03-2017 , 12:37 PM
i wish i could go to the airport just to hang out and drink.

They really should have bars before you have to get anally probed by the tsa. I would patron an establushment such as that
10-03-2017 , 12:37 PM
hahahaha silly mormons.

so funny
10-03-2017 , 12:39 PM
got a 4pm late check out tomorrow, the drive to boise is only 4.5 hours and the clock rolls back an hour.

Looks like i get to get ****ed up in SLC.

Real question is, wtf am i suppposed to do all day in this god forsaken hell hole?
10-03-2017 , 12:55 PM
Mr. tbh using the good brain to think the good thoughts across the board
10-03-2017 , 12:56 PM
0. them guns is gif-table for certain
1. **** this tuesday harder than monday
2. really just **** the week Mr. tbh I don't even care but you making sense mfyou
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat would never allow bartender to deny a double
4. maybe he would just give them the double penetration
5. hurrhurr
6. **** it I'm going now, have a good day BBV (hi gypsie check in plz)

      
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