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Old 09-30-2017, 06:38 PM   #1
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*** Stay Fed and Pay Your Taxes in October LC/NC NSFW ***

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Old 09-30-2017, 07:22 PM   #2
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Old 09-30-2017, 07:38 PM   #3
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Old 09-30-2017, 08:22 PM   #4
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Old 09-30-2017, 08:23 PM   #5
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Old 09-30-2017, 08:34 PM   #6
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Why did the thread close before I could do the things in it-

Oh, wait, hi Jeeves!
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Old 09-30-2017, 08:38 PM   #7
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Since it's still technically Saturday, and Mr. Morphismus locked up the other thread to allow Mr. Butler Jeeves (hi Jeeves!) a welcome opening:

0. I don't know if I can consider there being a gif-t cause it ain't in dis bread
1. Happy Saturday my friends, stay thirsty
2. Mr. tbh I am currently pursuing the Brazilian again
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat hello you are firster than me but frist anyway
4. I am going through a transition period (not the kind Sammy goes through where pronouns change) and it is difficult
5. School stress is getting to me
6. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy
7. Okay I'm better now thanks for the therapy BBV
8. I am excited for Sheepday to be honest
9. ****ING PEOPLE IN THE HALLWAY SCREAMING MFY
10. Mr. Horus how is the fed-ness?
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Old 09-30-2017, 08:39 PM   #8
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Yes fid we can do more coke.
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Old 09-30-2017, 09:24 PM   #9
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Sup savages,

Solid op imo. Sup with the paying taxes in October?
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Old 09-30-2017, 09:25 PM   #10
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AF The fedness is good. Premium chicken breast with a unique seasoning, some fries and beans aswell. Im on alot of protein these days.

Edit: Ninja'd by nat, halloween tax
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Old 09-30-2017, 09:33 PM   #11
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IMO poker players shouldn't have to pay tax
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:16 PM   #12
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What is this school stress you speak of Folding?

I don't remember that. I only remember the good times
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:29 PM   #13
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Also did not get stabbed in Hastings. Definitely a lot of dodgy looking fellas with hoodies walking around at night.
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:34 PM   #14
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AF The fedness is good. Premium chicken breast with a unique seasoning, some fries and beans aswell. Im on alot of protein these days.

Edit: Ninja'd by nat, halloween tax
I like a unique seasoning. I also like a good hearty meal. You sir are the definition of staying fed, bro!

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What is this school stress you speak of Folding?

I don't remember that. I only remember the good times
Eight classes, hundreds of pages of reading, multiple writing assignments, class projects, exams. PDG is trying to get my bratwurst at every waking moment but I have all the things to do!

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Also did not get stabbed in Hastings. Definitely a lot of dodgy looking fellas with hoodies walking around at night.
Ay ladie, you survived the hoodlums! Celebrate with a pint of whiskey.
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:56 PM   #15
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i am high af
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:57 PM   #16
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^ Is there any other way on a saturday
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:58 PM   #17
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they call it work for a reason AF

keep on gettin it
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:58 PM   #18
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also btr needed
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:00 PM   #19
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a wise man once told mt

it's not just about the money

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took about 12 years to understand that

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Old 09-30-2017, 11:04 PM   #20
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12 years ago I was at university. Prob hungover as fk right now
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:20 PM   #21
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I like a unique seasoning. I also like a good hearty meal. You sir are the definition of staying fed, bro!
Thanks man

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Lifes a helluva drug
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:53 PM   #22
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they call it work for a reason AF

keep on gettin it
Aw **** she actually was getting down with my colleague as I predicted! She just copped to it without actually copping to it. My intuition is SOLID

But she also looks at me funny still so I feel as if maybe I can make it work.
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Old 10-01-2017, 01:36 AM   #23
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Someone wake up the dude from Green Day, September definitely just ended.
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Old 10-01-2017, 02:52 AM   #24
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2. Mr. tbh I am currently pursuing the Brazilian again
Sammy's gf?
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Old 10-01-2017, 02:52 AM   #25
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Someone wake up the dude from Green Day, September definitely just ended.
Green Day>Any music posted in the September thread.
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