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10-16-2017 , 09:20 PM

#1401

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS

10-16-2017 , 10:15 PM

#1402

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** you monday you little ****

Truuuuuu

10-17-2017 , 04:00 AM

#1403

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Spoiler:

10-17-2017 , 06:25 AM

#1404

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

**** you, Tuesday. 200 days left.

10-17-2017 , 08:25 AM

#1405

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

World Cup playoffs, to be played from 9-14th November.

Denmark - Ireland
Croatia - Greece
Sweden - Italy
Northern Ireland - Switzerland

Looks like both Denmark and Croatia are going to the WC

10-17-2017 , 08:41 AM

#1406

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Ireland
Greece
Italy
Switzerland

10-17-2017 , 08:51 AM

#1407

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

World Cup playoffs, to be played from 9-14th November.

Denmark - Ireland 1-7
Croatia - Greece 3-2
Sweden - Italy 2-1
Northern Ireland - Switzerland 0-3

Looks like both Denmark and Croatia are going to the WC

10-17-2017 , 08:54 AM

#1408

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

10-17-2017 , 09:27 AM

#1409

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy beat old man in table tennis for the first time today. Old man got a call that old wife had fallen and was at the hospital, so he had to leave immediately with no time to finish the match. According to international rules; if a game has already started and a player/team forfeits the match, then the other player/team is considered the winner. Sammy will now celebrate with beer and pork.

Beers

10-17-2017 , 09:28 AM

#1410

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

The Irish could 100% out-drink the Danes at the World Cup (I assume that must be a drinking contest).

I think the Croats have the edge over the Greeks tho.

10-17-2017 , 09:30 AM

#1411

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Rip old wife

10-17-2017 , 09:35 AM

#1412

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Anyone can out-drink the Denmarkians.

10-17-2017 , 09:36 AM

#1413

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Rip old wife

Calm down, it's probably just a broken hip. Old people break their hips all the time.

10-17-2017 , 09:38 AM

#1414

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Anyone can out-drink the Denmarkians.

You and Sammy should have a drinking contest. Winner get to pick losers undertitle.

10-17-2017 , 09:39 AM

#1415

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

I win and you pay my taxes. You win and I pay my taxes.

10-17-2017 , 09:49 AM

#1416

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Haha, no problem. We can meet up somewhere in Germany, it's about the same distance for both of us, and Morph can be the judge.

10-17-2017 , 09:55 AM

#1417

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Haha, no problem. We can meet up somewhere in Germany, it's about the same distance for both of us, and Morph can be the judge.

10-17-2017 , 09:56 AM

#1418

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

While I would really like someone to pay 30k on a no lose bet for me, I couldn't do that to you.

10-17-2017 , 10:00 AM

#1419

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

You are so weak, punk

Beers

10-17-2017 , 10:04 AM

#1420

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

From the guy who is happy to win on someone forfeiting...

10-17-2017 , 10:08 AM

#1421

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

A broken wife is no excuse, Sammy won fair and square.

Beers

10-17-2017 , 10:16 AM

#1422

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

I would participate on three conditions.

(1) 8 months to rebuild my tolerance
(2) Held in Luxembourg
(3) The Grand Duke or a agreed-upon surrogate from his family is the judge.

10-17-2017 , 10:20 AM

#1423

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy can't do it in 8 months. Wedding and stuff + gf is cutting back on work so we can make little Sammies. That means she'll be home a lot more, and Sammy can't drink as much as he's used to.