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10-02-2017 , 12:38 PM

#176

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You just got to either the local biker gang, or the ex-Yugoslavian wannabe-mafiosos.

But I don't know them; I guess I could find out where the next bar or w/e run by the Hells Angels is, but I would fear to deal with them.

10-02-2017 , 12:39 PM

#177

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

That's the thing: The odds of a criminal gang doing that level of business with a nobody is unlikely.

Source: being involved in criminal activity

10-02-2017 , 12:45 PM

#178

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Bad dude - "Bring money. I get you gun"

Sammy - "No problems"

Brings money.

Bad dude - "Thanks for money. Now **** off"

Sammy - "Where's my gun?"

Bad dude - "I have no idea what you are talking about".

Fin

10-02-2017 , 12:58 PM

#179

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You just got to either the local biker gang, or the ex-Yugoslavian wannabe-mafiosos. As long as you bring money, they are very nice people. FranFran could probably sell us an arsenal of FA weapons.

lol @ "just go to"

10-02-2017 , 12:59 PM

#180

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Days like today really make me want to delete Facebook altogether.

All my feed is either horribly depressing **** or people politarding before we're even done counting bodies.

10-02-2017 , 01:03 PM

#181

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Methinks Sammy has very limited experience with firearms and weapons in general.

Besides at the shooting range and hunting, then no, I don't have any experience of using them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

But I don't know them; I guess I could find out where the next bar or w/e run by the Hells Angels is, but I would fear to deal with them.

I know some bad guys, I don't fear them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Bad dude - "Bring money. I get you gun"

Sammy - "No problems"

Brings money.

Bad dude - "Thanks for money. Now **** off"

Sammy - "Where's my gun?"

Bad dude - "I have no idea what you are talking about".

Fin

Some of the people I grew up with didn't turn out as well as me, they chose a different path, so to speak. I'm still in contact with them, but have nothing to do with what they do. From my experience and what I have gotten to know through them over the years, buying guns/drugs/stolen goods etc. is no problem at all.

10-02-2017 , 01:07 PM

#182

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

lol @ "just go to"

Maybe it's different in your country, but bikers are just "normal" people here. It's not something dangerous to approach a Hells Angel/Bandido/Satudarah in Denmark. Their club houses is often open to everyone on weekends, and you can go party/drink at their bar if you like. The president of HA Denmark is an author that has written +10 books. He is also a convicted murderer though. He killed the president of another gang with an UZI in 1984 and served 12 years.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-02-2017 at 01:14 PM.

10-02-2017 , 01:08 PM

#183

Sheep86

*** Stay Fed and Pay Your Taxes in October LC/NC NSFW ***

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Bad dude - "Bring money. I get you gun"

Sammy - "No problems"

Brings money.

Bad dude - "Thanks for money. Now **** off"

Sammy - "Where's my turtle?"

Bad dude - "I have no idea what you are talking about".

Sammy - "Sorry, I mean where's my gun?"

Bad dude - "I almost forgot. Here you go, Mr. Sammy, your valuable gun plus some free ammo just because you are so young, handsome and intelligent."

Fin

Sheep fixed The Fiddle's poast, because making The Sammy angry is not a good idea. Fiddle won't like Sammy when he's angry.

10-02-2017 , 01:22 PM

#184

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Sammy's gonna give you punks a free pick for tonights Champions League

Telekom Baskets Bonn vs Joensuun Kataja - over 160,5 points. Starts in 40mins.

10-02-2017 , 01:29 PM

#185

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Some of the people I grew up with didn't turn out as well as me, they chose a different path, so to speak. I'm still in contact with them, but have nothing to do with what they do. From my experience and what I have gotten to know through them over the years, buying guns/drugs/stolen goods etc. is no problem at all.

So you have some connections already for a reasonable safe illegal gun purchase. But I don't think that's the case for most people.

10-02-2017 , 01:33 PM

#186

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Latest numbers saying 58 casualties, 515+ wounded

10-02-2017 , 01:33 PM

#187

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's gonna give you punks a free pick for tonights Champions League

Telekom Baskets Bonn vs Joensuun Kataja - over 160,5 points. Starts in 40mins.

Under ldo

10-02-2017 , 01:37 PM

#188

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So you have some connections already for a reasonable safe illegal gun purchase. But I don't think that's the case for most people.

No, that's true. I'm just fairly certain that the type of people that would want to buy an illegal gun, wouldn't find it difficult to get the right connections.

Now go bet the basket game Sammy posted about, the favourites is a German team after all. It's the final game in the qualifications for Champions League playoffs. They won the first game away 90-70, and there's gonna be more points tonight because the other team has to win with more than 20 to go through. Bonn is usually very good home, so hopefully they'll make a lot of points.

10-02-2017 , 01:43 PM

#189

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,976

See you said Champions game, so I assumed it was soccer, and was fairly confident that they wouldn't score 161 goals in a soccer game

10-02-2017 , 01:45 PM

#190

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

See you said Champions game, so I assumed it was soccer, and was fairly confident that they wouldn't score 161 goals in a soccer game

It's called football, punk.

10-02-2017 , 01:46 PM

#191

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

See you said Champions game, so I assumed it was soccer, and was fairly confident that they wouldn't score 161 goals in a soccer game

It's called football, punk.

10-02-2017 , 01:46 PM

#192

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

They're going to facilitate acquiring silencers next

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local...=.217e180edc4f

fixed my post again. Possibly the last time

10-02-2017 , 01:51 PM

#193

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,499

next time we use a silencer

10-02-2017 , 01:52 PM

#194

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,499

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

But I don't know them; I guess I could find out where the next bar or w/e run by the Hells Angels is, but I would fear to deal with them.

You're a much better person than all of us

10-02-2017 , 01:54 PM

#195

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,173

We used to have a shotgun and I got to wave it around a couple of times and my dad said I got to use it sometimes when I was old enough, but then the government collected all the guns

Only moles were killed on purpose with the gun fwiw

10-02-2017 , 01:57 PM

#196

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,499

You prolly didn't pay your taxes

10-02-2017 , 01:58 PM

#197

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

Make the goal 3x wider and have two goalies who run into each other occasionally, and I'll watch it, whatever it's called.

10-02-2017 , 02:00 PM

#198

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,499

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.5ed80980a236

10-02-2017 , 02:25 PM

#199

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,136

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.5ed80980a236

Do they even have beatable VP machines left for any stakes? They used to have 10/7 Double Bonus and something/something Deuces Wild, but they tend to get rid of machines like that over time if they're being hit by the pros, or they ask said pros not to play any more.

10-02-2017 , 02:26 PM

#200

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

21 year old chick at squash wants my D. 99% sure she has a boyfriend. Things could get messy

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