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In Denmark our hair grow, even when we are young. We then have hot women cut it so we don't look like damn hippies, and to feel their breast on the back of our heads when they lean forward.

09-06-2018 , 04:35 PM

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H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Shouldn't you be in church or out ringing doorbells with a bible in your hand?

traditions dont bring salvation, only true change from the heart

09-06-2018 , 04:35 PM

#178

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

09-06-2018 , 04:45 PM

#179

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

traditions dont bring salvation, only true change from the heart

You're a real man of God if your belief isn't contingent upon shoving it down Sammy's throat and all of the neighbors!

Proud of you Mr. H0RUS

09-06-2018 , 04:46 PM

#180

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

09-06-2018 , 05:08 PM

#181

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

You can give a Sammy some fish or whatev, but you can’t force Sammy to bake a loaf of bread. Only Sammy can make the fish sandwich.

This was yelled from Sammy front porch. True story.

09-06-2018 , 05:28 PM

#182

Sheep86

***Start Off With a Meerkaturday, End With a Sheepday - September LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

In Denmark our hair grow, even when we are young. We then have hot women cut it so we don't look like damn hippies, and to feel their breast on the back of our heads when they lean forward.

Denmark is great. Sheep wants to have his hair done in Denmark, sitting in a chair with an adjustable back. When the hot hairdresser has to cut the front, Sheep will lie down on his back and tell her to take her time.

09-06-2018 , 05:31 PM

#183

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Hai

09-06-2018 , 05:33 PM

#184

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Hai

09-06-2018 , 05:36 PM

#185

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I will fly to brusseleeelsslesss on Anderlecht- Dinamo Zg match. How many beers should I dink on you mrmmk?

09-06-2018 , 05:37 PM

#186

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

All of them

09-06-2018 , 05:50 PM

#187

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of them

09-06-2018 , 06:01 PM

#188

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Last night I typed out a long list, then went to try to save it and then accidentally deleted it. FML

09-06-2018 , 06:07 PM

#189

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Very nice

09-06-2018 , 06:54 PM

#190

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Mr Horus and Mr Folding will be very sad to learn of the RIPPING of Badgersoul :

His amazing threads:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...37/?highlight=

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...18/?highlight=

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...23/?highlight=

09-06-2018 , 10:45 PM

#191

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i went here yesterday and got chirashi (i dont types asian) i did not eat the octopus

Spoiler:

09-06-2018 , 10:45 PM

#192

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Haircuts are for octopussies, i shave my head here and there

:facepalm:

09-07-2018 , 12:31 AM

#193

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

he was so young

09-07-2018 , 05:46 AM

#194

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

:facepalm:

lol

09-07-2018 , 06:34 AM

#195

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

09-07-2018 , 08:51 AM

#196

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

There should be a sticky on the home page that sends whiney *****es straight to BBV. At least we would get some entertainment before ripping occurs.

09-07-2018 , 08:54 AM

#197

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

RIP codgersoul

09-07-2018 , 09:01 AM

#198

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. MORE GIF-TS
1. I am getting the most delicious of granola bars on this beautiful Flyday
2. Mr. tbh please rise and tell us of ****ery
3. Mr. WN is probably aaaaa but maybe he's bbbbbb or even cccccc
4. I am pretty ****ing sure I'm always eeeeeee now
5. Close to zzzzzz
6. Mr. Colin_Piddle what's good with it young squasher?
7. It's interesting when Mr. FWWM posts about real life in Chynuh
8. MR. SHEEP GOOD DAY SIR
9. I love food though **** a starving boi
10. Thanks morph

09-07-2018 , 10:01 AM

#199

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

one time in mexico i took my cousin and his friend, i think they were sophomores, to a whore house where we procured 4 fine young specimens. We took them back to my uncles boat and when we went to pick who got who i just grabbed the two hottest ones and threw the lads out of the galley. threesome is not worth it if the broads arent into each other

09-07-2018 , 10:03 AM

#200

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

The aaaaaaa will come at lunch because this is a very fridayish friday! We also have a grand opening party for a new subdivision we’re opening at the model home tonight so I will aaaaa with the executive team

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