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Hai Tuesday,

Travel day. Looking forward to a stop at TravelTini Martini bar at Bradley Airport. That's my reward for getting through security without making any bomb jokes.

Don't mention airport secy. I still feel anally raped by their blackmail. Ah well, I better shouldn't post the story on an open channel, it's not like I'm completely innocent there. I blame Morph.

LOL Denmark players, as if it would make any difference which of the sons play. BTW why don't Sammy play? Prolly overweight and worse than in table tennis

09-04-2018 , 10:48 AM

#102

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy's not overweight, that's a German thing.

Dork

09-04-2018 , 10:54 AM

#103

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's not about them not getting enough money for playing, it's a conflict between personal player sponsors and the national team sponsor. Nike, Adidas and others are involved in the conflict as well. Sammy could explain it to you but it's way too complicated for the average BBV'er to understand, so Sammy wont waste his time.

Punk

So, what you're saying is that every country in the world has the exact same potential issue and they have all dealt with it. But Denmark isn't smart enough to work out how to sort it out.

Seems reasonable.

09-04-2018 , 10:55 AM

#104

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

So you're not overweight and worse than in table tennis?

09-04-2018 , 11:00 AM

#105

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

It's big business*, you wouldn't understand. Go eat a lizard or something.

*big business
noun
large-scale or important financial or commercial activity

09-04-2018 , 11:07 AM

#106

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

LOL big business. How many% of the worldwide football market value is with Denmark players? Prolly less than 1

09-04-2018 , 11:09 AM

#107

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's big business*, you wouldn't understand. Go eat a lizard or something.

*big business
noun
large-scale or important financial or commercial activity

Every other team in the world has sorted it out. Denmark just isn't very clever*.

****, even the Dream Team back in 1992, which is the biggest team ever assembled, sorted out this problem.

*clever
adjective
not Denmark

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-04-2018 at 01:05 PM.

09-04-2018 , 11:09 AM

#108

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

The third league in Brazil is prolly worth more than all Danish combined

09-04-2018 , 11:11 AM

#109

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Also, about eating Lizards. You can eat them, but they taste like ****.

09-04-2018 , 11:12 AM

#110

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm gonna eat the **** out of some lizards.

09-04-2018 , 12:17 PM

#111

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Hillary is a member of the lizard civilization. They said it on infowars or something so it must be true

09-04-2018 , 12:26 PM

#112

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

09-04-2018 , 12:52 PM

#113

Sheep86

***Start Off With a Meerkaturday, End With a Sheepday - September LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

*clever
adjective
not Denmark

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-04-2018 at 01:05 PM.

09-04-2018 , 01:06 PM

#114

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

No one will ever know sheep...

09-04-2018 , 01:27 PM

#115

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

You're the best fids!

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-04-2018 at 01:33 PM.

09-04-2018 , 01:33 PM

#116

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Thank you

09-04-2018 , 01:58 PM

#117

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,502

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

No one will ever know sheep...

Is he a lizard too?

09-04-2018 , 03:11 PM

#118

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

You're the best fids!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Thank you

09-04-2018 , 03:55 PM

#119

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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The master photoshopper at it again!

Great work Morph.

09-04-2018 , 05:03 PM

#120

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Adjective
Not denmark

Hahahahhahaah i will piss all around now to celebrate this

09-04-2018 , 05:43 PM

#121

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

OK $11 PKO WCOOP in 15 minutes. Can't go any worse then Monday's effort.

09-04-2018 , 05:45 PM

#122

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Can't go any worse then Monday's effort.

TWSS

09-04-2018 , 05:46 PM

#123

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

morph and fid

what a great tandem we have here in bbv

09-04-2018 , 05:47 PM

#124

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

morph and fid

what a great tandem we have here in bbv

Remember when there were 4.

RIP Kingfish and Waffle.

09-04-2018 , 05:49 PM

#125

fidstar-poker

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