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Old 09-13-2018, 09:58 PM   #526
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anyone read the latest mttaids?

I am trying to refrain for the frist time, its like not gawking at the obese person on a beach
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Old 09-13-2018, 10:18 PM   #527
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Old 09-13-2018, 10:34 PM   #528
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Do not do it.
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Old 09-13-2018, 11:42 PM   #529
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havent done it

did do some other things tho
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Old 09-13-2018, 11:43 PM   #530
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Almost 10k poasts MR TBH. What are we doing to celebrate?
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Old 09-14-2018, 12:55 AM   #531
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havent done it

did do some other things tho
TR plz
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Old 09-14-2018, 01:44 AM   #532
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Old 09-14-2018, 02:05 AM   #533
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There is another girl in my class (on the other campus) that wants the AlwaysBoning.

23?

Thick (not fat, also reminds me of another TR), caucasian, what do?
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Old 09-14-2018, 02:17 AM   #534
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You know what to do

Only reason I am not going there with my chick is there no escape from her if it went bad. I only date squash girls from other clubs.
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Old 09-14-2018, 04:21 AM   #535
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Wtf is this florence wind and why are you pussies over there afraid?
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:25 AM   #536
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Calm down
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:28 AM   #537
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:29 AM   #538
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:35 AM   #539
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Old 09-14-2018, 05:41 AM   #540
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It's crazy what's happening in Boston right now.



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Old 09-14-2018, 05:48 AM   #541
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Old 09-14-2018, 08:01 AM   #542
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This is nothing like your original post Sammy.



You literally wrote "What kind of a man wants to be a secretary?", which clearly indicates that only women should be secretaries, because it's beneath a man. Which I hate to tell you is pretty ****ing sexiest.



You are 100% right, your (and my previous) industry is full of men. It's because it's ****ing hard to make it as a women in your industry. It's even harder on the constructions side of things.

It only took Sammy 13 days to completely ruin the thread this month
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Old 09-14-2018, 08:04 AM   #543
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i am trying to organize thanksgiving in NOLA with some irl degens.

if anyone else prefers degen in the taint of murica to family feading frenzy, work it


I do that week in Vegas itís the week of my birthday and my in laws live in Nola so since itís my birthday I like to be as far away from them as possible while also getting my degen on
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Old 09-14-2018, 08:06 AM   #544
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somehow I can see the difference between a women who is a model and wants to be seen being sexy and someone who wants to be an engineer/secretary and appreciated for what they do at work.

Sammy, you lost this one. You should probably take it back, right now.


Itís hard for him to win. Heís bad at trolling and bad at regular posting. Heís the clippers of bbv
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:04 AM   #545
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Itís hard for him to win. Heís bad at trolling and bad at regular posting. Heís the clippers of bbv


Bahahahah
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:06 AM   #546
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Hai Friyay. New apartment is almost totally unpacked. Today is an easy day of work, mostly driving around to some of the model homes in our subdivisions then I will drink every last one.
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:21 AM   #547
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Itís hard for him to win. Heís bad at trolling and bad at regular posting. Heís the clippers of bbv
I did lol.

Then I remembered you were a Laker fan and wanted to gently remind you that the Clippers have finished with a better record than the Lakers for each of the last 6 seasons
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:23 AM   #548
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:25 AM   #549
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Almost 10k poasts MR TBH. What are we doing to celebrate?
idk, i have tried to do a well, nobody asks anything, prob just aaaaaaaaaaaa

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TR plz
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There is another girl in my class (on the other campus) that wants the AlwaysBoning.

23?

Thick (not fat, also reminds me of another TR), caucasian, what do?
the thick ones have stronger mouths from the extra feeding, they are also funner from behind cuz they have padding for harder diesel

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I do that week in Vegas itís the week of my birthday and my in laws live in Nola so since itís my birthday I like to be as far away from them as possible while also getting my degen on
this sounds like a dominant strategy, how is vegas over thanksgiving? I would think low volume of young party sluts but high chance of banging anyone thats out there that week
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:25 AM   #550
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Hai WN
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