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09-13-2018 , 07:22 AM

#476

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Not much saving the world then. Lazy Danish peasants

Male secretaries in funny pants freak Sammy out. Sammy can't save the world under those conditions.

09-13-2018 , 07:30 AM

#477

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

You could have swapped trousers with him Sammy

09-13-2018 , 07:38 AM

#478

Sheep86

***Start Off With a Meerkaturday, End With a Sheepday - September LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

That's a real shame, Sammy. Secretaries should be female, have nice tits and ass and bend over every 15 minutes or so. All of this should be required by law.

09-13-2018 , 07:55 AM

#479

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Love thy neighbor Samuel

09-13-2018 , 07:58 AM

#480

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Stop being sexist right now!

09-13-2018 , 08:06 AM

#481

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

You could have swapped trousers with him Sammy

Morph wouldn't approve

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

That's a real shame, Sammy. Secretaries should be female, have nice tits and ass and bend over every 15 minutes or so. All of this should be required by law.

What Sheep said

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Love thy neighbor Samuel

Sammy's not making love to his neighbour. Crazy cult guy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Stop being sexist right now!

Shut up

09-13-2018 , 08:08 AM

#482

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

**** you

09-13-2018 , 08:16 AM

#483

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy doesn't appreciate that tone. You better calm down, right now! It's for your own good, punk!

09-13-2018 , 09:30 AM

#484

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Today I will show Sammy how diuretics work. Sammy doesn't understand diuretics. Sad!

09-13-2018 , 09:31 AM

#485

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Fick dich, Donnerstag

09-13-2018 , 09:48 AM

#486

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

hello Mr. tbh you are a God among men.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

fyp

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Mr. Sammy you are a man among Gods.

i had something to say to thursday, but this is too much win right here

09-13-2018 , 09:50 AM

#487

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We got a new secretary at work today, his name is Jacob.....Yes, that's right, they ****ing hired a male secretary, and his pants looked really weird. What kind of a man wants to be a secretary? Old guy and Sammy had to stop working at 10am to go have beer and fish at the local beer and fish place, and talk about how to handle this very disturbing situation we now find ourselves in. Sammy's now home drinking beer feeling very confused. Sammy may have to go mow the lawn and cut some wood to clear his head.

so you are grossed out by a pussy in your face, you think only women should be secrataries, and you dont think men should be able to choose whatever profession they like. What kind of ****ed up sexist ******* are you?

09-13-2018 , 09:51 AM

#488

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

For your viewing pleasure, Mr. tbh.

09-13-2018 , 10:04 AM

#489

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We got a new secretary at work today, his name is Jacob.....Yes, that's right, they ****ing hired a male secretary, and his pants looked really weird. What kind of a man wants to be a secretary? Old guy and Sammy had to stop working at 10am to go have beer and fish at the local beer and fish place, and talk about how to handle this very disturbing situation we now find ourselves in. Sammy's now home drinking beer feeling very confused. Sammy may have to go mow the lawn and cut some wood to clear his head.

You're probably pretty upset when there's female engineers too.

I hope you tell them to go get your coffee and slap their asses when they turn to walk away.

09-13-2018 , 10:07 AM

#490

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

I can see why a man would want to be a secretary at Sammy's workplace.

They are probably the only ones who work the whole time trying to save the world. Meanwhile Sammy and co keep working half days (and that's on a busy day).

Well done Mr male secretary!

09-13-2018 , 10:10 AM

#491

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

so you are grossed out by a pussy in your face, you think only women should be secrataries, and you dont think men should be able to choose whatever profession they like. What kind of ****ed up sexist ******* are you?

That's not what Sammy said you ****ing idiot with a hot ass avatar. Just because you want more women at your work place, it doesn't mean you are sexist. Just like you don't have to be racist to be a Trump supporter. There's like 95% men in Sammy's line of work, we would love more women, but for some reason they only seem to want the secretary jobs. When one of the few women we have quits her job, it sucks that she gets replaced by yet another man.

09-13-2018 , 10:11 AM

#492

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You're probably pretty upset when there's female engineers too.

I hope you tell them to go get your coffee and slap their asses when they turn to walk away.

Assumptions is the mother of all **** ups. Idiot

09-13-2018 , 10:19 AM

#493

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That's not what Sammy said you ****ing idiot with a hot ass avatar. Just because you want more women at your work place, it doesn't mean you are sexist. Just like you don't have to be racist to be a Trump supporter. There's like 95% men in Sammy's line of work, we would love more women, but for some reason they only seem to want the secretary jobs. When one of the few women we have quits her job, it sucks that she gets replaced by yet another man.

This is nothing like your original post Sammy.

You literally wrote "What kind of a man wants to be a secretary?", which clearly indicates that only women should be secretaries, because it's beneath a man. Which I hate to tell you is pretty ****ing sexiest.

You are 100% right, your (and my previous) industry is full of men. It's because it's ****ing hard to make it as a women in your industry. It's even harder on the constructions side of things.

09-13-2018 , 10:22 AM

#494

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Just keep posting your degrading gifs of hot women with big tits, and stfu. I'm probably the least sexist person in BBV besides mmmkay and German Gandalf.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-13-2018 at 10:27 AM.

09-13-2018 , 10:33 AM

#495

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

This is nothing like your original post Sammy.

You literally wrote "What kind of a man wants to be a secretary?", which clearly indicates that only women should be secretaries, because it's beneath a man. Which I hate to tell you is pretty ****ing sexiest.

You are 100% right, your (and my previous) industry is full of men. It's because it's ****ing hard to make it as a women in your industry. It's even harder on the constructions side of things.

ahhh, someone else with a reading comp above 5th grade.

dont forget samuel is scared to have his face around a vagina as well

09-13-2018 , 10:33 AM

#496

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

For your viewing pleasure, Mr. tbh.

is this some kind of level?

09-13-2018 , 10:34 AM

#497

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i am trying to organize thanksgiving in NOLA with some irl degens.

if anyone else prefers degen in the taint of murica to family feading frenzy, work it

09-13-2018 , 10:36 AM

#498

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i am trying to organize thanksgiving in NOLA with some irl degens.

if anyone else prefers degen in the taint of murica to family feading frenzy, work it

You could have done this before I moved outta Houston

09-13-2018 , 10:37 AM

#499

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Just keep posting your degrading gifs of hot women with big tits, and stfu.

somehow I can see the difference between a women who is a model and wants to be seen being sexy and someone who wants to be an engineer/secretary and appreciated for what they do at work.

Sammy, you lost this one. You should probably take it back, right now.

09-13-2018 , 10:43 AM

#500

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

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