We got a new secretary at work today, his name is Jacob.....Yes, that's right, they ****ing hired a male secretary, and his pants looked really weird. What kind of a man wants to be a secretary? Old guy and Sammy had to stop working at 10am to go have beer and fish at the local beer and fish place, and talk about how to handle this very disturbing situation we now find ourselves in. Sammy's now home drinking beer feeling very confused. Sammy may have to go mow the lawn and cut some wood to clear his head.