oh my Peggy A
that's rather disappointing..
threesome with Zandi?

mister not on tilt
has this 'one time' happened yet?
JJ? ship it in!

LOL I just asked them to write my research paper for me and asked if I could concierge any fees involved . Hopefully I get better results.

LOL:

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lol at stars. awesome.

I sent this email a day ago and still have not received a response


"Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If vegitarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?"

its because of emails like this they take up to 5 friggin minutes to answer my serious questions.

ahahahah awesome

pretty funny op... however greeks ava is clearly best thing ITT

5 hundred BI
Really need the 8 to 1
LOL The Deuce

lol this is fkn great

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I am writing a paper for a class that I hate. The paper is about the economic
impact of the tobacco trade in Egypt. Its terribly boring. Can you offer me
any help on completing it? Its due in 13 hours and I still need to write 10
pages.

Thanks,
BlueDevils09




Hello XXXXXXX,

Thank you for your email.

A very nifty method that you can use is to place the events in question in
the future (as the assignment, as you describe it, has no time limit), where
Egypt is suddenly faced with a surge of growing undercover alien population
and they eat tobacco for a living, then you can much more entertainingly
discuss the implications of the rise of tobacco consumption on the Nile
plains, which would probably all be used to grow tobacco. You can also
involve a special squad of the Health Ministry trying to combat lung cancer.

Or alternatively, put it in the past and discuss the effect of tobacco on
dinosaurs (you can just make it up, as no research has been done yet).

And after you fail your course, you can become a successful science fiction
writer.

Alternatively you could be boring and use
www1.worldbank.org/tobacco/pdf/country%20briefs/egypt.doc and

http://www.who.int/tobacco/media/en/Egypt.pdf

and perhaps stick in

http://www.euromonitor.com/Tobacco_in_Egypt

and to be entertaining use

http://hypography.com/forums/history...n-mummies.html


and there's always

www1.worldbank.org/tobacco/pdf/Nassar%20-%20The%20Economics%20-%20whole.pdf

If you get a good grade please let us know. If you do not, it is not our fault.

If there is anything else we can do for you, please do not hesitate to
contact us.

Regards,

Zandi D
PokerStars Support Team





I already was using the fourth link anyways. Shouldve just had stars do the research apparently.

wow zandi is bored imo

This is awesome

Go stars support imo.

Ask for a sonnet next

omg this **** is rigged. I want Zandi to respond.

He is notontilt09
A good friend of mine
Lets me pick his lunch time

imo

lol this one is awesome

i think some1 should ask PS support abotu recommendation at stock market or smth like this.

Nice use of para-rhyme, but the meter is off.

Someone should ask for a villanelle.

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