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12-04-2008 , 07:15 PM

#26

essedarius

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 28,137

So awesome, A+!

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12-04-2008 , 07:21 PM

#27

JayA

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,750

This is golden. Them putting "****ing" in their email is priceless.

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12-04-2008 , 07:40 PM

#28

notontilt09

chopping down Ivey

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,764

Quote:

Originally Posted by LetMeLive

did stars rly put a censored word in their email? seems weird

this shocked the hell out of me as well.

the fact that they put that word, followed by doomswitch was just amazing.

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12-04-2008 , 07:52 PM

#29

Tryptamean

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 9,844

you should send zandi a drawing of a spider as a token of your appreciation

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12-04-2008 , 07:56 PM

#30

Hi?

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,428

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Originally Posted by Tryptamean

you should send zandi a drawing of a spider as a token of your appreciation

I'm currently LOLing about public opinion concerning the perceived economic burden of immigrants.

I do not find this subject humorous, normally.

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12-04-2008 , 07:56 PM

#31

cesc

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 40

is zandi a guy or a girl?

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12-04-2008 , 07:57 PM

#32

chrismystero

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,443

Quote:

Originally Posted by notontilt09

Omaha Hi Lo
confusing, why did I lose
better mail support

this is so good

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12-04-2008 , 07:58 PM

#33

HelloDoUHaveGEESE?

banned

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 161

Quote:

Originally Posted by notontilt09

But clearly not the smartest.

Me:

I'm close to Supernova, but need motivation to get there. Any chance you could write me a motivational haiku to get me back to the tables? Thank you.

Stars:

Hello Daniel,

Thank you for your email.

Everyone can win aces,
winning seven deuce, however
is much more funny

If that does not motivate you enough, we are always happy to oblige with
more inspirational materials.

Good luck future SuperNova!

Regards,

Zandi D

Me:

[ ] haiku

I will update when Zandi hits me back.

{X} LEVEL

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12-04-2008 , 07:59 PM

#34

danieldaylewis2

banned

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 102

Omaha Hi Lo
confusing, why did I lose
better mail support

HAHAHA.

I can only imagine how many times they have to explain what "eight or better" or how AK lost to 22 on a 3333K board.

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12-04-2008 , 08:00 PM

#35

chrismystero

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,443

Supernova's tough
but you can do it Daniel!
run good one time please

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12-04-2008 , 08:03 PM

#36

PipChip

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,940

Thread Delivers
5 Stars
4 thumbs up

THE WHOLE SHABANG!

Last edited by PipChip; 12-04-2008 at 08:03 PM. Reason: Phil Laak 10/20 IMO

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12-04-2008 , 08:08 PM

#37

Malfunction

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,719

Quote:

Originally Posted by notontilt09

pocket aces, great
deuce deuce deuce flop, enemy has one
****ing hell doomswitch

This one made me lol pretty hard.
Also ask pics of Zandi if it's a she as other posters say.

Zandi, you are hot imo
Would you puh lease turn me on
by sending me pics

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12-04-2008 , 08:13 PM

#38

fivemeo

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,104

[ ] Pics of Zandi

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12-04-2008 , 08:22 PM

#39

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

i hope zandi is a man

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12-04-2008 , 08:24 PM

#40

TheGreek84

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 458

Epic Haiku

Post #112

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12-04-2008 , 08:28 PM

#41

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

plush pokermonkey
price: one thousand fpp
a steal imo

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12-04-2008 , 08:28 PM

#42

Biggle10

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,993

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigeasy59

zandi totally wants you. ask her out, preferably via haiku.

Zandi, lets go out.
Do you know this acronym?
SIIHP?

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12-04-2008 , 08:52 PM

#43

zachvac

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 13,775

LOL:

Quote:

Originally Posted by me

So Zandi D from your support team wrote this guy Daniel some haiku's to help motivate him to make supernova. I'm already at supernova but attempting to hit the 200k milestone bonus by the end of the year. Haikus just don't do it for me, I'm going to need some limericks to motivate me to get hands in instead of studying for exams. Thanks, you're the best

.

Zach

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Originally Posted by response in 8 minutes

Hello Zachary,

Thank you for your email.

The motivation of our players to hit milestones is of the utmost
importance to us, and when confronted with such a motivational request, we
have one of our specialists undertake the task.

I have forwarded your message to a limerick specialist for review. Please
allow us some time to research this matter; it may take several days if
the matter is particularly complex. We will be back to you as soon as
possible.

Thank you in advance for your patience.

Regards,

Andy
PokerStars Support Team

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12-04-2008 , 08:59 PM

#44

imsomucked

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,093

would it be hard to plant a video camera and microphone in the stars headquarters so we can observe their genius

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12-04-2008 , 09:35 PM

#45

99killed

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

runner runner straight
totally ****ing standard
fk this ghey bull****

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12-04-2008 , 10:45 PM

#46

stadler

grinder

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 509

guy cusses at me
i complain to stars support
player loses chat

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12-04-2008 , 10:54 PM

#47

Fishpocalypse

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 987

Please research and disclose findings about said "doomswitch".

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12-04-2008 , 11:06 PM

#48

Paul McSwizzle

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 5,531

eh, it was worth a try

Hello Matt,

Thank you for your email.

Unfortunately, I can't help you in this matter. Anyway, I wish you good luck
for your final paper in sociology. If we can help you with something
concerning your PokerStars account, we will be happy to do so.

Good luck to you and thank you for choosing PokerStars.

Regards,

Peggy A
PokerStars Support Team