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12-04-2008
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But clearly not the smartest.
Me:
I'm close to Supernova, but need motivation to get there. Any chance you could write me a motivational haiku to get me back to the tables? Thank you.
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Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your email.
Everyone can win aces,
winning seven deuce, however
is much more funny
If that does not motivate you enough, we are always happy to oblige with
more inspirational materials.
Good luck future SuperNova!
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Zandi D
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[ ] haiku
I will update when Zandi hits me back.
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12-04-2008
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12-04-2008
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thats laughable
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12-04-2008
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No matter how many threads are created about Star's support and how awesome there responses are, they never fail to amaze me
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12-04-2008
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Wow, Zandi is a quick one.
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your email
What do you mean by [ ] haiku?
Do not worry, we are currently producing a better one.
Regards,
Zandi D
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Me:
Zandi,
I can not really explain in words what [ ] haiku means. Perhaps an example will better demonstrate the empty checkbox.
[ ] I can win flips vs. shortstacks
[x] your haiku was incorrectly formatted
Thank you for all the help.
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12-04-2008
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all win with aces
winning with seven deuce though
is much more funny
[x] FYHaiku
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12-04-2008
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Quote:
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all win with aces
winning with seven deuce though
is much more funny
[x] FYHaiku
solid imo
I was expecting...
make supernova
would be really good for you
we still get yo rake
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12-04-2008
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[x] Stars Support are fully aware that they contain teh awesome and are levelling you
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12-04-2008
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Need motivation?
Look at pics of hawt women;
Do not jerk it though!
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12-04-2008
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much more funny
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12-04-2008
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Quote:
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DubPoker
No matter how many threads are created about Star's support and how awesome there responses are, they never fail to amaze me
+1
this isn't ground breaking news or anything, but its always entertaining
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12-04-2008
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Lol... zandi comes up just a bit short again... (and i'm not sure about the first one. Smile is a 1 or 2 syllable word?)
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for information.
You are correct and I can only apologize, blaming only myself for being a
non-native speaker of English.
My friendly Welsh coworker suggests:
your aces got cracked
but the poker gods smile now
you get quads next hand
And I have made another:
pocket aces, great
deuce deuce deuce flop, enemy has one
****ing hell doomswitch
I do apologize, again, for my ignorance.
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Zandi D
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in other news, confirmation of stars doomswitch???
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12-04-2008
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5-9-5...hmm i guess it's better than 6-8-5 or whatever the first was
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12-04-2008
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yet again, amazing....
wow, there support should be the model for every company everywhere,
Though I must say if his Haiku's are true they aren't very inspirational towards grinding out Supernova, they are about getting your aces cracked
EDIT: I think the first is 5,7,5 if gods is one
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12-04-2008
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lol, Zandi won't stop sending me Haiku's
Stars:
Hello Daniel,
I apologize for emailing you again.
But poetry is addictive, once you start you cannot stop.
Omaha Hi Lo
confusing, why did I lose
better mail support
Last email of the day, good night.
Regards,
Zandi D
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Stars:
Hello Daniel,
Thank you for your compliment.
You are amazing
too, on and off the tables
sleep well and good night
Now I can't seem to stop making haikus.
If there is anything else we can do for you, please do not hesitate to
contact us.
Regards,
Zandi D
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12-04-2008
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12-04-2008
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Haha they are spamming u now.
Cant stop lmao A+
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12-04-2008
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Guys, how are you pronouncing Gods and Smiles if you think they have more than one syllable?
Also, she's coming on to you with that last one.
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lol u have resurrected Zandi's poetic part. he will never stop now....
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12-04-2008
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zandi totally wants you. ask her out, preferably via haiku.
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12-04-2008
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did stars rly put a censored word in their email? seems weird
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12-04-2008
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This is awesome. Ahahah.
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12-04-2008
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stars support is the nuts, thats for sure. seems like a great company to work for, if support-people dealing with complains day in day out, still seem to have fun.
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12-04-2008
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literally loling in class right now.
gj stars
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