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01-03-2016 , 08:25 PM

#201

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

calm down

01-03-2016 , 08:28 PM

#202

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Fran, tell me a story.

01-03-2016 , 08:40 PM

#203

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,520

Quote:

Originally Posted by ballabottyswalla

f da police

stole your greens or what?

01-03-2016 , 08:42 PM

#204

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Once upon a time there was a dog, big dog with green ears..

01-03-2016 , 08:44 PM

#205

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

that was part 1, once you read through it tell me if you liked it and I will post part 2

01-03-2016 , 08:47 PM

#206

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

I liked it. I've sent out tweet notifications for this epic event.

01-03-2016 , 08:49 PM

#207

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Looking forward to SNF. Hopefully it won't be a stinker.

01-03-2016 , 09:09 PM

#208

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Once upon a time there was a dog, big dog with green ears..

Green ears?

01-03-2016 , 09:12 PM

#209

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Once upon a time there was a dog, big dog with green ears..

it was a big red dog named clifford u ****ing ****

01-03-2016 , 09:27 PM

#210

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

**** football

01-03-2016 , 10:44 PM

#211

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

This is a post. I am now subscribed to this thread.

01-04-2016 , 12:36 AM

#212

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Im hoping to live til im 130

01-04-2016 , 12:44 AM

#213

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy has been promised sex tonight. wuhuuuuuuu

Sammy told her that he has to start work again tomorrow, so she ended her holiday on the same day. Sammy tricked her, he will not be starting before tuesday. Now Sammy can drink all day alone while she goes away on work. Sammy's very smart.

That's pretty sad when you gotta scam on your own gf to get laid Sammy.

Have you tried flowers and compliments? Even the popcorn trick is more desirable due to the surprise element. Try it and don't forget the trip report.

01-04-2016 , 12:50 AM

#214

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Dick in a box ldo

01-04-2016 , 12:58 AM

#215

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

I heard sammy likes eating muff can anyone confirm?

Surely this > flowers

01-04-2016 , 01:06 AM

#216

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Sammy refuses to so there was no use using that in my suggestion. Real men don't wear pink, they lick it.

01-04-2016 , 01:38 AM

#217

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Thanks obama.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/militia-fam...ry?id=36064909

01-04-2016 , 01:54 AM

#218

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

obama is a freak and very weird dude

01-04-2016 , 02:46 AM

#219

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Sammy didn't trick her for the sex. Sammy tricked her to able to have an extra day alone at home to drink. It's now monday 7:45am and Sammy is drinking his first beer. Trick worked. Life is good.

01-04-2016 , 03:44 AM

#220

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

went to the grocery store and these mutha ****ahs are selling cauliflower for $7 and a head of lettuce for $3.

Blame Obama...Trudeau and Putin imo

01-04-2016 , 03:58 AM

#221

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

but how much did you buy?

01-04-2016 , 04:09 AM

#222

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

went to the grocery store and these mutha ****ahs are selling cauliflower for $7 and a head of lettuce for $3.

Blame Obama...Trudeau and Putin imo

Vegetablements

01-04-2016 , 04:10 AM

#223

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

I happen to be at Cromwell. There's an asap rocky show tonight. Soo many fake watches. Amazing.

01-04-2016 , 04:15 AM

#224

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I happen to be at Cromwell. There's an asap rocky show tonight. Soo many fake watches. Amazing.

LOL and you know each and everyone one of those guys thought to themselves that they looked good when they put that on too

01-04-2016 , 04:15 AM

#225

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Fake watches is like alcohol-free beer.

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