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01-02-2016 , 08:26 PM

#126

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

I wish I could play on stars

01-02-2016 , 08:29 PM

#127

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

888 pokes where the real fish at

01-02-2016 , 08:30 PM

#128

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I will all apartnt

01-02-2016 , 08:30 PM

#129

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

01-02-2016 , 08:53 PM

#130

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

01-02-2016 , 09:39 PM

#131

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Cheetos and champagne for dinner. U jelly.

01-02-2016 , 09:51 PM

#132

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

I can't tell if I get mcdonalds if I'm doing better or worse than that.

Call it a wash

01-02-2016 , 09:54 PM

#133

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Depends on if you get them mozzarella sticks

01-02-2016 , 10:04 PM

#134

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Poker Stars, $22.50 Buy-in (25/50 blinds) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37206046

MP2: 9,853 (197.1 bb)
MP3: 9,975 (199.5 bb)
Hero (CO): 10,222 (204.4 bb)
BTN: 9,925 (198.5 bb)
SB: 9,950 (199 bb)
BB: 9,650 (193 bb)
UTG+2: 10,425 (208.5 bb)
MP1: 10,000 (200 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9

2 folds, MP2 raises to 147, MP3 raises to 350, Hero calls 350, 3 folds, MP2 calls 203

Flop: (1,125) J

(3 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 bets 371, Hero raises to 875, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 504

Turn: (2,875) 9

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 1,092, MP3 calls 1,092

River: (5,059) 2

(2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets 2,731, MP3 raises to 7,658 and is all-in, Hero calls 4,927

Spoiler:

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

How dafaq did this happen? Dude either has money to burn (not that 25 bucks is alot) or a micro playa taking a "shot". I've heard commentators say more then once that it's hard to get paid off with quads. Not at lower stakes it aint :P Did he miss the fact that you called a 3bet pre and raised the flop? lol "A" for effort on the river shove but with how this hand was played makes it a waste. Far better spots to bluff then here.

01-02-2016 , 10:18 PM

#135

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

I'm a micro playa needing to take a shot but I wouldn't spew this hard.

Probably.

Like....wtf u reppin bruh?

01-02-2016 , 10:25 PM

#136

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Depends on if you get them mozzarella sticks

U better have gotten them damn mozzarella sticks

01-02-2016 , 10:30 PM

#137

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

confirmed smashed mozz sticks

01-02-2016 , 10:32 PM

#138

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

There are fish at every level, the main difference is the money they have. Some players at 5/10 live are not playing any different. Also a lot of MTT players are really bad at playing deep stacks.
Solid nutritional value whiskey

01-02-2016 , 10:37 PM

#139

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Jesus, ever hear of sleep bro?

If only the states would just regulate dis **** already to get back thousands of players like this.

I love the early levels in tournaments. With some run good, you can build your stack pretty damn quick when people glue down the call button.

01-02-2016 , 11:03 PM

#140

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

confirmed smashed mozz sticks

You win

01-02-2016 , 11:05 PM

#141

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Is the pot bet @ micros ever not a bluff?

01-02-2016 , 11:15 PM

#142

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Whiskey you still alive in the parlay? TCU only down 3 now with 3 mins to play

01-02-2016 , 11:59 PM

#143

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Whiskey you still alive in the parlay? TCU only down 3 now with 3 mins to play

Nope. Needed them to be up @ the half and they basically just **** all over themselves instead

01-03-2016 , 12:07 AM

#144

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Bippity boppity blow a dick tcu

01-03-2016 , 12:20 AM

#145

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

In that case pretty epic fail on that ticket

01-03-2016 , 12:29 AM

#146

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

We will rebuild

01-03-2016 , 01:27 AM

#147

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

maybe an undertitle/cull faceoff.

Nominations (you can nominate yourself)
Competition
Winner get ut and loser gets culled.

Excellent idea most easily implemented using meming duels!

Also thinking about taking BBV to the next level and making some kinda Fight Club thing out of it. You travel around anyway. Thoughts?

01-03-2016 , 01:54 AM

#148

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Excellent idea most easily implemented using meming duels!

Also thinking about taking BBV to the next level and making some kinda Fight Club thing out of it. You travel around anyway. Thoughts?

What about Sammy though? Do we have to make his opponent wear a blind fold or something to give Sammy some sort of fighting chance? I mean fighting is fun and all, but beating up a weak man is poor form and Sammy has a gf to look after.