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Sammy doesn't know what "burn units" mean. Is Waffle trying to be funny again?

Edit: Sammy figured it out: Waffle saying that Sammy is on fire and also very hot. Waffle is correct.

01-20-2016 , 11:22 AM

#1402

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,675

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

So thats something like these BBV threads with NL5 hand hostories in BB ...

Sammy bets like a real man.
**** you Fran.

Sammy also rhymes like a boss.
Fran looks like Big Hoss.

01-20-2016 , 12:10 PM

#1403

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy doesn't know what "burn units" mean. Is Waffle trying to be funny again?

Edit: Sammy figured it out: Waffle saying that Sammy is on fire and also very hot. Waffle is correct.

Almost

01-20-2016 , 12:21 PM

#1404

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

tbh has not had a drink since sunday. I have very important meeting in two hours.

I will be getting inebriated after this meeting.

with that i welcome this wednesday, and bless it with hopes of msking new babies

Soon every BBV reg will refer to himself in the third person. Sammy will be proud.

01-20-2016 , 12:23 PM

#1405

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Can I refer to myself as the Messiah instead?

01-20-2016 , 12:24 PM

#1406

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,363

Beat: Slipped on ice on our stone steps outside my apartment.

Brag: Pitched myself forward at a 45° angle, stutter-stepped down the edges of the bottom 5 steps, tucked into a shoulder-roll down onto my driveway and ended up on my feet.

Variance: I'm a clumsy dude in general, but I spent most of my childhood winters on skis heading straight downhill in a tucked position, so I guess I still remember how to fall.

01-20-2016 , 12:30 PM

#1407

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Soon every BBV reg will refer to himself in the third person. Sammy will be proud.

Before you know it, they will be speaking Danish and drinking like real men too.

01-20-2016 , 12:30 PM

#1408

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Live where there's no ice

01-20-2016 , 12:30 PM

#1409

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Thank the Messiah later

01-20-2016 , 12:43 PM

#1410

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Live where there's no ice

Ha! There was a small puddle once that iced over outside the Boulevard mall early in the morning in the middle of January...2003 or 2004 I think. I know because I slipped on it.

01-20-2016 , 12:52 PM

#1411

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Ha! There was a small puddle once that iced over outside the Boulevard mall early in the morning in the middle of January...2003 or 2004 I think. I know because I slipped on it.

Lol, did you slip on a frozen dog?

01-20-2016 , 12:56 PM

#1412

suitedjustice

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Lol, did you slip on a frozen dog?

Nah, it was leftover sprinkler water. The only ice I'd seen in Las Vegas in 8 years and I slipped on it. It's not like I was looking out for it....

01-20-2016 , 01:01 PM

#1413

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Nah, it was leftover sprinkler water. The only ice I'd seen in Las Vegas in 8 years and I slipped on it. It's not like I was looking out for it....

Hahahaha, Sammy just google-translated and found out that puddle doesn't mean poodle.

01-20-2016 , 01:04 PM

#1414

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Lol

01-20-2016 , 01:06 PM

#1415

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Hahahaha, Sammy just google-translated and found out that puddle doesn't mean poodle.

This made my day lol

01-20-2016 , 01:07 PM

#1416

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Ha! There was a small puddle once that iced over outside the Boulevard mall early in the morning in the middle of January...2003 or 2004 I think. I know because I slipped on it.

Also - don't go to Boulevard mall :thumbup:

01-20-2016 , 01:10 PM

#1417

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hahaHa ****ing idiot, I will open one Erdinger, Morph! Music!

01-20-2016 , 01:15 PM

#1418

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,352

If everyone ends up like Sammy, there's going to be so many unsatisfied women in this world.

Spoiler:

01-20-2016 , 01:17 PM

#1419

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy why dont you buy the company you work for?

01-20-2016 , 01:21 PM

#1420

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy why dont you buy the company you work for?

Sammy doesn't have 50 billions.

01-20-2016 , 01:30 PM

#1421

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy doesn't have 50 billions.

Sick beat

01-20-2016 , 01:34 PM

#1422

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I knew you were busto

01-20-2016 , 01:36 PM

#1423

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,352

Isn't 50 billion Denmarkian dollar like a few hundred US$ ?

01-20-2016 , 01:39 PM

#1424

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Kopenhagian Lires 50 billion of them are like 5 notes of 10bil and you can pay highway toll, both directions though, freakin round trip sammylionaire

01-20-2016 , 01:40 PM

#1425

FWWM

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