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01-04-2016 , 08:37 AM

#226

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fake watches is like alcohol-free beer.

or a boyfriend that wont eat pussy.

01-04-2016 , 08:38 AM

#227

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Hahahahahahaha

01-04-2016 , 08:48 AM

#228

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,404

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

or a boyfriend that wont eat pussy.

You take that back, right now!

Sammy already did that horrible thing once, so you can't mock him about it anymore.

01-04-2016 , 09:09 AM

#229

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,555

Real men eat pussy every time they have sex. Do you even 69?

01-04-2016 , 09:15 AM

#230

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You take that back, right now!

Sammy already did that horrible thing once, so you can't mock him about it anymore.

It's actually probably worse. Once you've done it, you should realize it's fun and not bad at all. And if you did it right, then you should realize the great pleasure it brings your gf.

But maybe you didn't do it right? I mean if you did she'd be demanding you back down there.

01-04-2016 , 09:45 AM

#231

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,404

Ofc Sammy did it right, wtf are you talking about? As long as bjs ins't banned anymore, there's no reason for Sammy to do it again. Sammy gives great pleasure to his woman in other ways.

01-04-2016 , 10:00 AM

#232

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Diving headfrist is so much easier and less stressful.

01-04-2016 , 10:03 AM

#233

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Ofc Sammy did it right, wtf are you talking about? As long as bjs ins't banned anymore, there's no reason for Sammy to do it again. Sammy gives great pleasure to his woman in other ways.

sure sure.

01-04-2016 , 10:11 AM

#234

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,404

aaaargh Fiddle stop making Sammy angry. Sammy wants to enjoy his last day of christmas holiday and just drink the beers in happiness. Apologize to Sammy at once.

01-04-2016 , 10:23 AM

#235

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

aaaargh Fiddle stop making Sammy angry. Sammy wants to enjoy his last day of christmas holiday and just drink the beers in happiness. Apologize to Sammy at once.

I'm sorry

Spoiler:

01-04-2016 , 11:35 AM

#236

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Part 2

His ears were so green that nobody could believe he had a normal red dick

01-04-2016 , 11:39 AM

#237

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,202

01-04-2016 , 11:47 AM

#238

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Ofc Sammy did it right, wtf are you talking about? As long as bjs ins't banned anymore, there's no reason for Sammy to do it again. Sammy gives great pleasure to his woman in other ways.

Spoiler:

Last edited by Majik19; 01-04-2016 at 11:48 AM. Reason: I asked fid b4hand if this image was ok :p

01-04-2016 , 01:21 PM

#239

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,404

The current president of Venezuela is Nicolás Maduro

01-04-2016 , 01:28 PM

#240

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,202

No it isn't

01-04-2016 , 01:31 PM

#241

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,555

I'm sure he's eaten a lot of pussy and played around there with his moustache

01-04-2016 , 01:39 PM

#242

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

my car can ski

01-04-2016 , 01:43 PM

#243

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,404

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

No it isn't

01-04-2016 , 02:07 PM

#244

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,202

Salamander on ice

01-04-2016 , 02:15 PM

#245

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,404

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Salamander on ice

Leucistic salamander

one more

01-04-2016 , 02:21 PM

#246

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,031

Sammy

Are you lonely being at home by yourself?

01-04-2016 , 02:33 PM

#247

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

real men eat pussy

cuz it tastes great

01-04-2016 , 02:34 PM

#248

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,404

No Mr. Fiddle, Sammy is drunk at home by himself having fun with power tools. Sammy is installing eletrical cables in the attic and through the roof. Sammy got new outdoor lights for the roof overhangs.