Well as title says, I had a urine jug at the button of my cupboard (NOT FOR POKER, for night when I can't be bothered to go to the toilet), and when I was cleaning everything out I accidently spilt like a cups worth of Piss on my carpet (the carpet is not thick at all).

Now my room stinks.. I have tried stuff like febreze on the urine spot and used some chemical sprays and viniger and rubbed it down but I can still smell ****ing urine!

Has anyone ever done this before? If so what can I do to get rid of this stench (the urine was couple months old so I think that's why it stank so much when it went in the carpet)

Hope I get my answer, this is not a joke thread.

lol.

WTF?

get a hamster and blame the smell on him.
problem solved

omg lol.

What do you use for poker?

I like how OP made it a point to tell us that it wasnt so he wouldnt have to pee and it cost him few hands from the table and in turn possible a few hundred bucks, but instead he uses because he is too lazy to walk to the bathroom....

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bedpan

are you like 85 years old?

at my old flat I used to have a sink in my bedroom and used it as a urinal for a year, was pro

pics of urine jug and your rat hole off a room or gtfo

one time my aunt left her convertible open at the mall and while she was at marshalls someone pissed in the backseat and it smelled forever, she had to pay around 1000$ to get rid of the smell and even when she got it back it was still smelling a little... she had to buy expensive stuff to work it out

gl sir

don't piss in jugs

piss in your mouth instead

You dont deserve a solution to this problem

Lolwut

What if it's a girl hamster?


Jebus OP if a cup worth of piss can produce this much of a stink u shud get medical help and this shud be the least of ur worries IMO

- NMHU.

So you telling me no one here has spilt their piss on carpet once?.. I saw a thread with many people saying they pee in jugs when their playing poker. I know this all sounds funny but its not, I sleep downstairs in the living room because of the bad smell.. My parents have not walked into my room yet.

wear diapers

beat: your BEST case scenario is that they think you are a bed wetter

Invite some homeless people to your room for an orgy.

Later, blame the smell on them. I'm sure your parents will understand.

Not sure that would help. Wouldn't he have to do that constantly?

At least you didn't spill your **** bowl.

Put some baking soda on it and vacuum it a day or two later.

oh man.

i take medicine for high blood pressure and high cholesterol , the nurse said one or the other(cant remember whichcondition) causes excess protien to come out in your urine

Ive noticed from using a bottle my piss use to stink of tuna

If any of this is true the fact that you live at home just makes it that much more hilarious.
You could always try to get a pet, like a puppy or a kitten and just blame it on the poor thing, though I'm against animal cruelty so I would advice against it.

Good luck with the parents.