Don't think it gets any worse than this.

Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($396.00)
SB ($193.50)
BB ($198.00)
Hero ($396.50)
UTG+1 ($183.50)
MP1 ($124.50)
MP2 ($198.00)
MP3 ($40.00)
CO ($231.00)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, A.
Hero raises to $8, UTG+1 calls $8, 1 fold, MP2 calls $8, 2 folds, Button raises to $34, 2 folds, Hero calls $26, UTG+1 calls $26, MP2 calls $26.

Flop: ($139) 2, 3, 9 (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, Button bets $109, Hero bets $362.5 (All-In), UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, Button bets $362 (All-In).

Turn: ($863.50) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($863.50) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $863.50

Results in white below:
Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Button has Qh Jc (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins $863.50.

i dont see how that could get any better

you are out of your league on this one

FullTiltPoker Game #3403419141: Table Crockery (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:14:15 ET - 2007/08/29
Seat 1: thelilbearbeeny ($400)
Seat 2: VERKLIGEN ($380)
Seat 3: IRONMIKE00 ($397.80)
Seat 4: macjack ($295.50)
Seat 5: passtheganja ($418)
Seat 6: XxfuryshadexX ($699)
XxfuryshadexX posts the small blind of $2
thelilbearbeeny posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxfuryshadexX [Kc Ad]
VERKLIGEN raises to $14
IRONMIKE00 calls $14
macjack folds
passtheganja calls $14
XxfuryshadexX raises to $74
thelilbearbeeny folds
VERKLIGEN folds
VERKLIGEN adds $34
IRONMIKE00 calls $60
passtheganja folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd As 5h]
XxfuryshadexX has 15 seconds left to act
XxfuryshadexX bets $120
IRONMIKE00 calls $120
*** TURN *** [Jd As 5h] [6h]
XxfuryshadexX checks
IRONMIKE00 has 15 seconds left to act
IRONMIKE00 bets $125
XxfuryshadexX raises to $250
IRONMIKE00 calls $78.80, and is all in
XxfuryshadexX shows [Kc Ad]
IRONMIKE00 shows [3h 2s]
Uncalled bet of $46.20 returned to XxfuryshadexX
*** RIVER *** [Jd As 5h 6h] [4d]
XxfuryshadexX shows a pair of Aces
IRONMIKE00 shows a straight, Six high
IRONMIKE00 wins the pot ($824.60) with a straight, Six high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $827.60 | Rake $3
Board: [Jd As 5h 6h 4d]
Seat 1: thelilbearbeeny (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: VERKLIGEN folded before the Flop
Seat 3: IRONMIKE00 showed [3h 2s] and won ($824.60) with a straight, Six high
Seat 4: macjack didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: passtheganja (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: XxfuryshadexX (small blind) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces

cue g2k4 hh

edit: i mean any of his hands

I dont know if i am the only one here that thinks this, but you sure tried REALLY hard to play this REALLY bad.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11952419

because YOU asked for it!

metagame

Where the hell is the demotivator??? It's been 3 hours!

don't have hand history anymore but cake nl200, shorty open shoves for like 5BB, fish coldcalls, I repot with KK out of blinds (eff stacks like 200BB), fish calls,

flop 237 rainbow
I pot, fish calls

turn 9
I shove, fish instacalls

fish has QJo, ship it, <3 cake

Not playing OOP is never bad.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $10.25
BB: $1.50
UTG: $3.35
Hero (CO): $5.10
BTN: $10.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt A A (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, Hero calls $0.10, BTN folds, SB raises to $0.30, BB raises to $0.50, UTG calls $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, SB raises to $0.70, BB raises all-in to $1.50, UTG calls $1.00, Hero calls $1.00, SB calls $0.80

Flop: ($6) 3 5 7 (4 Players - 1 All-In)
SB bets $1.00, UTG raises all-in to $1.85, Hero calls $1.85, SB calls $0.85

Turn: ($11.55) 8 (4 Players - 2 All-In)
SB bets $1.75, Hero calls all-in for $1.75

River: ($15.05) 6 (4 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $15.05 ($0.70 Rake)

BB had K K and LOST (-$1.50)
UTG had J 6 and LOST (-$3.35)
SB had Q Q (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$5.10)
Hero had A A (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$9.25)