so you do wanna play PLO for a living - Page 5 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

You push a lot of letters on your keyboard dawg. It's as if you're completely obsessed with proving that you're not a fish. If you're a competent reg you just let others do the yapping and laugh on the inside, but here you are day in day out shooting fish labels at anyone that makes a joke, which is the entire point of this subforum. Jeez, I wonder why.

If I were talking that big boiii talk, I'd at least back it up by revealing my nicks and showing that sweet, sweet lifetime graph, rather than rubbing one out over my player name, making a picture of it and uploading that on the forums along with some bars about how I'm ready to put a bullet through my temple cuz I can't cope with variance.
So how about it Biochemie, you gonna be a big boiii?

i didnt read a single word

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FISH

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Originally Posted by axn87

sick variance, gl next time

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04-09-2021 , 06:28 AM

#102

Aesah

Verified Coach NLHE/PLO

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,708

I opened this thread hoping to learn how to play PLO for a living

Apparently you're just supposed to rip it in with aces. Thanks OP!

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04-09-2021 , 06:28 PM

#103

ejames209

veteran

Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,698

you need to start folding as soon as your hand isn't good anymore. That's the problem.

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04-09-2021 , 07:27 PM

#104

creamfillin

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,950

When the live readz failz:

Move up where they respect your raises

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04-10-2021 , 09:31 PM

#105

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

hi plo crushers and fish
just wanna tell you that Im gonna lock this thread because people still hittin their freaking 1outers and straight flush outs against my nut flushes. So Im gonna close this and the runbad will end and Im gonna hit the tables with new massive power.
It was fun with you guys

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04-10-2021 , 09:40 PM

#106

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,269

Damn I wanted to post now it's locked.

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04-11-2021 , 09:34 AM

#107

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

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04-11-2021 , 01:56 PM

#108

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

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Originally Posted by Biochemie

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It sounds like locking this thread is worth a lot of money to you.

PM for how you can pay me to lock it.

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04-12-2021 , 03:45 PM

#109

Aesah

Verified Coach NLHE/PLO

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,708

**** now I'm never gonna learn how to play PLO for a living

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04-14-2021 , 08:56 AM

#110

BIGCAPNFISH

newbie

Join Date: Dec 2020 Posts: 16

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Originally Posted by Biochemie

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hows that new massive power going ? XD

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04-14-2021 , 06:10 PM

#111

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

it is going very good Im hitting 1 and 2 outters, Im hitting straight flushes against nut flushes, I cooler people with top set against middle set with a top set blocker, Im hitting quads against Aces full and so on

running realy good
or maybe it is just the opposite?

this was just tilt from me but sb was a fish so you gotta play, got punished
obv button had aces, obv i hit the nuts and obv the board is gonna somehow magically pair when everything is blocked in all ways, funniest part was the SB pushing the action

we love variance

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04-14-2021 , 10:08 PM

#112

cfreaks

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,418

Move up to where they give you 6 cards. Eventually you have to get better.

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04-15-2021 , 01:32 AM

#113

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

you prob right
cause
if you aint getting better
you getting worse
day
for
day
until you reach rock bottom point
where
you are as bad as

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04-15-2021 , 06:00 AM

#114

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,982

Please lock thread.
Posts more hands in fred.
Changed your mind again?

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04-15-2021 , 02:40 PM

#115

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Please lock thread.
Posts more hands in fred.
Changed your mind again?

they aint gonna lock it bro, they want the runbad to continue
but Ive choosen white magic over GTO

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04-28-2021 , 07:50 PM

#116

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,490

Why do all the new accounts post like this?

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04-29-2021 , 11:47 AM

#117

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

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Originally Posted by Boruto

Ur literally going broke with every pair of As u absolute donkey, lol, u realise it's not holdem yeah? AAxx is air when u get the dollars in . can't be complaining about it all day on forum/ standard fish procedure... learn to play plo before dishing out ******ed advice to actual players.

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be a man and post with your main account

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04-29-2021 , 08:42 PM

#118

Aesah

Verified Coach NLHE/PLO

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,708

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Originally Posted by Biochemie

i played over 4.5 million hands online

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Originally Posted by Biochemie

be a man and post with your main account

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Originally Posted by Biochemie

Biochemie

Join Date: Jan 2021

nice

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04-30-2021 , 02:35 AM

#119

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

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Originally Posted by Aesah

nice

so in your mind every online grinder/crusher has to have a twoplustwo account?

lol

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04-30-2021 , 02:25 PM

#120

Balconeri

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 176

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Originally Posted by Biochemie

so in your mind every online grinder/crusher has to have a twoplustwo account?

lol

lol

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04-30-2021 , 06:02 PM

#121

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

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04-30-2021 , 07:13 PM

#122

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,490

Lol

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04-30-2021 , 09:39 PM

#123

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,624

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Originally Posted by rickroll

Why do all the new accounts post like this?

I nuked Boruto for posting spam.

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05-01-2021 , 06:51 AM

#124

Biochemie

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 230

thanks for teaching this brainless fish a lesson sheep

btw for the rest, every session is somehow going like this

hope it changes

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05-01-2021 , 09:12 AM

#125

rickroll

oddly catty

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 22,490

op stop posting play money images c'mon now, i'm on your side but this is food for your haters

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