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I cant remember John

fish here are full of hate and so jealous, a quick advice

go get a life outside the ocean, maybe then you will transform from a loosing fish into a winning crusher

there is always hope, even for fish like them

Last edited by Biochemie; 05-25-2021 at 02:36 PM.

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05-25-2021 , 03:08 PM

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Morphismus

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05-26-2021 , 01:45 PM

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Biochemie

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Green whale play me HU4rollz

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05-26-2021 , 03:00 PM

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Morphismus

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I'm no whale.

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05-26-2021 , 03:43 PM

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Biochemie

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orca

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05-26-2021 , 04:21 PM

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Morphismus

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That doesn't even make sense; Orcas are like the sharks of the whale world.

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05-26-2021 , 05:42 PM

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Cocaethylene

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Since when does anything make sense here? OP just wants to keep his crap fred alive anyways

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05-26-2021 , 11:18 PM

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Aesah

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I think technically orcas are dolphins

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05-26-2021 , 11:33 PM

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Biochemie

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yeah and we all know since flipper that they are really smart
so I wanted to make a compliment for the really hard working greens like morf

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05-27-2021 , 02:09 AM

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dolphins are whales

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05-27-2021 , 10:43 AM

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pjj

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But, technically speaking, aren't sharks just massive fish? These marine fauna analogies are not clarifying things for me: which marine animal are poker players aiming to be?

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05-27-2021 , 01:09 PM

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Morphismus

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...well, maybe not "massive" per se. Big Whites, Hammerheads and the like - sure; but a lot of shark species are smaller than big Tunas or even Cods.

But you're right: this fish-shark analogy in Poker seems fishy when you think about it. And the sharks being predators isn't even the distinguishing feature; I think most fish are predators as well. Meanwhile, whale sharks aren't predators.

How about the classic sheep - wolf analogy?

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05-27-2021 , 02:25 PM

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OG_Tuff

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Lol, this thread is as disastrous as OP's AAxx play.

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05-27-2021 , 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

How about the classic sheep - wolf analogy?

Punk!

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05-27-2021 , 10:52 PM

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Aesah

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wow a green sheep!

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05-28-2021 , 02:20 PM

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Mr.mmmKay

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yep

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05-28-2021 , 02:30 PM

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Cocaethylene

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Confirmed

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05-28-2021 , 02:42 PM

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Busto

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05-29-2021 , 05:29 PM

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Mr.mmmKay

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wow a green German!

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06-18-2021 , 07:36 AM

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Biochemie

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what a great game to play
but not when you play vs pokerstars, they take only from me 200$ every day and get almost nothing back
and then when you play instead of a player against the casino, this will always happen

fk off

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06-18-2021 , 08:09 AM

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Biochemie

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time for an update, I dont post 200bb pots anymore except AAxx hands just have too many of them were I lost on the river with like +85% eq,

this are kind of brutal
can't fade it

can't fade it twice

last 2months when people cashed out on me I almost lost every pot with +80%eq on the flop
down like 20k where EV wise I should have won 28k, brutal

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06-18-2021 , 08:32 AM

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Biochemie

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the bs that happens to me day for day on this ****ing tables would break people and sent them directly into a psychatric clinic

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06-18-2021 , 08:40 AM

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Biochemie

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the only way I win a stpd fk hand is this

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06-18-2021 , 09:29 AM

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Karo99

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what a crying fish you are - just ridiculous...
poor fish losing 60:40 allins sometimes.
if you dont understand variance stop playing - you are way too bad to play poker...

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