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09-06-2020 , 03:22 PM

#176

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,193

18K

Thanks Morph

09-06-2020 , 03:34 PM

#177

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,300

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Mr Sheep's real name is Henk

that would be so epic

09-06-2020 , 03:52 PM

#178

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

(11) Sheep86 - Hoi schaap!

(12) Don’t let the other mods know that you’re my fav.

(13) Or they be jelly.

Sheep loves you too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

(14) Morph once said that you have a cool name IRL.

It was Mr. Fish who said that.

(15) Does it have a

in it?

Maybe.

(16) Would the Grand Duke of Luxembourg be impressed?

Prolly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Epic list

+1 (although you forgot to mention Mr. AK47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Mr Sheep's real name is Henk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Henk From Holland

No.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

18K

Thanks Morph

Nice.

09-06-2020 , 04:19 PM

#179

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

RIP Novak Djokovic (in the US open) he's not actually dead.

09-06-2020 , 04:24 PM

#180

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,300

09-06-2020 , 07:21 PM

#181

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 780

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

(115) RacerExTex - You‘re the oldest guy in LC/NC

FYSP

09-06-2020 , 08:30 PM

#182

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Suitedjustices and Unsuitedcriminals,

Rejoice! For today is a Sheepday of epic proportion. It is the 179th consecutive Sheepday! Today we recognize a wonderful series of posts! The 18k brevity is respected. The 8k shitpoast isn't so shitty after all! It was quite well done in a fashion I like to use at post intervals myself. Very nice and soft. I bet Mr. Sheep's name is something cool like Eryk. What a good day! I should go find that picture of us minigolfing that Wormdick tried to troll with. Little did he know those pineapple shorts get me laid all the time.

What a good day, namaste.

09-07-2020 , 01:15 AM

#183

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,544

Epic suited poast and AF Sheepday poast and 18k quadruple average length mmmkay poast help us to get over Morphday maybe. Somehow. And Henk

Spoiler:

09-07-2020 , 02:27 AM

#184

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Mr Suited Justice-amazing list thanks for the kind words.
Mr Folding another impressive sheep day post.
Mr Mmmkkkay congrats on the 18,000.

09-07-2020 , 02:32 AM

#185

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,193

09-07-2020 , 02:32 AM

#186

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,193

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

lol

09-07-2020 , 06:30 AM

#187

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

RIP Mike Sexton

09-07-2020 , 06:50 AM

#188

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,544

RIP

09-07-2020 , 01:52 PM

#189

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,161

I saw Mike at my first WSOP. He was doing the rounds, going around from table to table and saying hi to the players he knew. Seemed like a real nice guy.

RIP

09-07-2020 , 02:14 PM

#190

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,300

RIP Mike

"Seat Open", as they say.

09-07-2020 , 03:42 PM

#191

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,193

R
I
P

09-07-2020 , 10:08 PM

#192

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

RIP FRANKO

09-08-2020 , 12:15 AM

#193

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

RIP Mike Sexton

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Sexton

May all your cards be live and your pots be monsters

qft

09-08-2020 , 01:51 AM

#194

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

There is an imposter from canada called Majik on my $16.50 pacific rim table tonight. I know it can't be Majik as he doesn't play above $3.50.

09-08-2020 , 02:42 AM

#195

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,300

...is Maijk even into rimming?

09-08-2020 , 04:34 AM

#196

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

They say poker is a game of skill:
PokerStars, $14.70 + $1.80 - Hold'em No Limit - 800/1,600 (160 ante) - 8 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker

UTG: 52,555 (33 bb)
UTG+1: 64,859 (41 bb)
MP: 118,499 (74 bb)
MP+1: 54,071 (34 bb)
CO: 68,472 (43 bb)
BU: 58,877 (37 bb)
SB: 51,143 (32 bb)
BB (Hero): 21,172 (13 bb)

Pre-Flop: (3,680) Hero is BB with 9♣ T♣
UTG raises to 3,200, 6 players fold, Hero calls 1,600

Flop: (8,480) A♠ 5♦ T♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets 3,200, Hero calls 3,200

Turn: (14,880) T♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets 6,400, Hero raises to 14,612 (all-in), UTG calls 8,212

River: (44,104) 3♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 44,104

Showdown:
BB (Hero) shows 9♣ T♣ (three of a kind, Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 53%, Flop: 90%, Turn: 95%, River: 0%)

UTG shows 3♠ 3♥ (a full house, Threes full of Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 47%, Flop: 10%, Turn: 5%, River: 100%)

UTG wins 44,104