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*** Sleeping Pills, Drugs, Cars, Hookers and Resurrections of Ghosts, September LC/NC NSFW *** *** Sleeping Pills, Drugs, Cars, Hookers and Resurrections of Ghosts, September LC/NC NSFW ***

09-22-2020 , 04:01 PM
Nice to see Sheep didn't have any fatties this week.
09-22-2020 , 04:01 PM
Sammy's middle name is Sammi.
09-22-2020 , 04:44 PM
It's almost 7am in Melbourne, go look for a job you bum.


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noun. A bum is defined as a person who is lazy and does not work by choice. An example of bum is a person who lays around drinking all day and doing nothing productive.While “bum” is a derogatory term for someone without a fixed residence and regular employment, terms like “hobo” and “tramp” conjure up nostalgia that belies the difficulty in their wandering lifestyles.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-22-2020 at 04:50 PM.
09-22-2020 , 05:47 PM
**** you tuesday
09-23-2020 , 02:32 AM
yep
09-23-2020 , 04:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
It's almost 7am in Melbourne, go look for a job you bum.

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noun. A bum is defined as a person who is lazy and does not think about how to put a 1WM wind turbine or similar device (like a solid state windmill) on a yacht.
fyp
09-23-2020 , 12:59 PM
**** you Thursday in advance
09-23-2020 , 02:58 PM
Calm down, Morph
09-23-2020 , 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
I'll answer Morph soon
FYP
09-23-2020 , 05:33 PM
That's nice!
09-23-2020 , 05:40 PM
Yacht yacht yacht I wanna build a yacht
09-23-2020 , 05:41 PM
noun. A bum is defined as a person who is lazy and does not think about how to put a 1WM wind turbine or similar device (like a solid state windmill) on a yacht.

When used, such a device could be used to power a boat or airplane with a propeller to the engine. When used, such a device could be used to power a boat or airplane with a propeller to the engine. A device that could be used to power a boat or airplane with a propeller to the engine.
09-23-2020 , 05:43 PM
yep
09-23-2020 , 05:43 PM
I probably smoked a lot of crack today. I guess I went from "not a crack user" to one.

I'm still a crack smoker but I think I'm starting to see more and more smokers who don't smoke crack. I think for me, I've smoked a lot of crack cigarettes but it is hard to distinguish them from the regular stuff. I guess I had a strong flavor that comes from some kind of smoke but it's not exactly something that's smoked for hours straight, that's not how I smoke now.
09-23-2020 , 05:45 PM
"I probably smoked a lot of crack today. I'm probably not ready to drink like this" "Mmm hmm..." "Is that something good?" "It's a nice touch." "Mmm. I don't know. Let's go." I headed back inside. I felt like being inside. What happened to my head? I couldn't help but think about how much alcohol I had this morning. I couldn't remember how much; but I did remember how much; was that more than the standard? I didn't remember how much, but I remembered how much; I still remembered that it was probably way more than average. How many other people would feel like this? I felt like some of the guys were a lot harder to be around than I did, and that it might be because I wasn't the smartest guy. It wasn't until I heard the commotion outside my window that I realized what was happening; and because of that I felt somewhat comfortable in my own skin. I could go outside. There was someone around me and I was able to look into my own mind. But that wasn't quite how I thought. I felt like I was in my own head at this point, and I was starting to think in ways that might make my own experiences less important. My mother told me that sometimes I should just pretend my mom was asleep, because it made me more comfortable, but I just didn't feel that way; it felt too strange and it made me think I wasn't really here. It made me think I wasn't my mom.
09-23-2020 , 05:47 PM
This next one is a Trumpism somehow.

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I probably smoked a lot of crack today. My dick isn't that small but it could be smaller. What do you mean my dick isn't that small? What exactly is my dick smaller than a normal guy? I don't think my dick is even THAT small. What is that "small" thing the cops say you get in porn? A girl could look at your big dick and look at your tiny dick. I'm thinking I'll be ****ed up in a year. I'm sure it's a huge dick.
09-23-2020 , 05:50 PM
AF has small penis
09-23-2020 , 05:56 PM
Take it back
09-23-2020 , 05:57 PM
no penises will be taken back on purpose
09-23-2020 , 05:58 PM
Right now!
09-23-2020 , 07:13 PM
Calm down, ladies and gentlebums. The crack is strong. The Sammy is too weak for windmills.
09-23-2020 , 10:20 PM
Sammy Sammi Denmarki
09-24-2020 , 02:58 AM
Hai

RIP Franko
09-24-2020 , 03:06 AM
RIP
09-24-2020 , 10:51 AM
RIP Franko
Spoiler:
RIP Sammy

      
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