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Old 09-15-2020, 03:29 PM   #301
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Is CigarDan still alive?
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Old 09-15-2020, 03:56 PM   #302
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Better question: am I still alive?
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Old 09-15-2020, 04:06 PM   #303
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Old 09-15-2020, 04:08 PM   #304
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King Fish probably found a shiny object, and has been staring at it for a month.
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Old 09-15-2020, 05:03 PM   #305
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RIP Fish. RIP Dan
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Better question: am I still alive?
Depends on titty Tuesday I suppose, if there is none RIP us
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Old 09-15-2020, 06:22 PM   #306
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Old 09-15-2020, 06:32 PM   #307
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Positivitymöller. How do you know? Covid prolly harmless but lack of Titty Tuesday will rip us all!
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:18 AM   #308
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Sorry guise, Sheep didn't have time yesterday. Sheep has updated his location.
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Old 09-16-2020, 09:51 AM   #309
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RIP this thread. What happened to King Fish did he get a real job? Or did he find himself a 25 year old girlfriend and decide to desert us?
he been hanging out with the hobo car orgy crowd obv
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Old 09-16-2020, 10:41 AM   #310
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**** you wednesday

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Old 09-16-2020, 10:46 AM   #311
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Old 09-16-2020, 10:58 AM   #312
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Mr Sheep, rate the song between 1 and 10!
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Old 09-16-2020, 03:28 PM   #313
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Sorry guise, Sheep didn't have time yesterday. Sheep has updated his location.
As has Arnold...


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Old 09-16-2020, 04:02 PM   #314
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Mr Sheep, rate the song between 1 and 10!
Mr Sheep: I rate this song bewteen 1 and 10!
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Old 09-16-2020, 04:02 PM   #315
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As has Arnold...


Google arnold pipe birthday gift.

No, no penises were touched on porpoise.
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Old 09-16-2020, 07:23 PM   #316
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I have researched the matter with AI. Looks like the lack of Morphblaming is causing the fred, titty tuesdays, Sammy, other forum peeps and whatnot to RIP. I suggest we change course immediately
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Google arnold pipe birthday gift.

No, no penises were touched on porpoise.
That is ****ing baDASS.
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Old 09-17-2020, 03:10 AM   #318
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Linguistically-oriented methods of labeling and classification, particularly linguistically oriented methods of classification, have not yet been explored. The first approach was recently used for the evaluation of the NACL [19]. The NACL is a classification technique by which we first classify a document by its syntactic structure (in this case , a single sentence) and then classify the document using a label that is lexical in nature. To do so, we use the Lexical Corpus of Wikipedia and perform the Lexical Labeling of the Wikipedia document (LM ) by combining the English and Italian sentence trees and, finally, we evaluate each document on an open-labeled test set of the LM using a single sentence and a semantic label. For statistical machine learning we define a sequence labeling technique for sentence classes.
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Old 09-17-2020, 03:13 AM   #319
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Before boarding your rocket to Mars, remember to pack these items :


Water: In order to live on Mars, we need to keep our bodies hydrated. For starters, you'll want to bring two gallons of water per day to Mars , enough for an astronaut or two to survive a day or two. For more details on hydration, visit http://www . nasa. gov/m ars/about /water. htm. In addition, a second gallon of water per day will help you stay alive on Mars, as well. In the coming months , NASA plans to launch the Curiosity Rover, which will look for signs of microbial life on Mars. To ensure your survival on Mars , bring the following items to Mars : Food: Mars is one of the most dry places on Earth
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Old 09-17-2020, 03:15 AM   #320
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Today, scientists confirmed the worst possible outcome: the massive asteroid will collide with Earth and will destroy the universe. it will take millions of years for the asteroid to break through the atmosphere and destroy all of the planet. so it is not a bad thing that we will find ourselves without a nuclear weapon on our planet, except perhaps for a few survivors who will die. "

" and this is where your problem really begins, " said admiral howard. " the world is now in a state of disarray. the asteroid is already in the atmosphere, with no visible evidence of any nuclear explosion, and all the scientists have confirmed that it will hit earth at approximately two minutes from now. in fact, i don't see any sign of any nuclear reaction at all. " a nuclear bomb would take billions of years to blow up. if it hit earth at any time, the planet would burn up and destroy everything, including mankind . " what about the rest of you, dr. wang? what do you think? "

the doctor looked up at the sky and thought. " i do not have a great desire to spend the rest of my life here in this godforsaken country , " he eventually said. " i think we have made our final decision. i want to leave. i want to find my children and my grandchildren, who are my entire family. i will leave the universe and everyone else i care about to die here.
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AF bringing knowledge to the peoples
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Old 09-17-2020, 03:17 AM   #322
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It wasn't a robot at all I swear
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Old 09-17-2020, 03:29 AM   #323
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Don't worry, you're my favorite robot!
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Old 09-17-2020, 03:31 AM   #324
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Beep boop de boop beep boop
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Old 09-17-2020, 04:15 AM   #325
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It wasn't a robot at all I swear
...link? This might be of interest as well to Henk.

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