I should start folding this pre.

PokerStars Zoom, Hold'em No Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players
Hand delivered by Upswing Poker - https://upswingpoker.com/convert

UTG: $3.32 (166 bb)
MP: $2.63 (132 bb)
CO (Hero): $2.08 (104 bb)
BU: $2.00 (100 bb)
SB: $3.37 (169 bb)
BB: $2.19 (110 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero is CO with A♥ A♦
2 players fold, Hero raises to $0.06, 1 fold, SB calls $0.05, BB 3-bets to $0.28, Hero 4-bets to $0.86, SB calls $0.80, BB calls $0.58

Flop: ($2.58) A♣ 8♠ T♠ (3 players)
SB bets $2.51 (all-in), BB folds, Hero calls $1.22 (all-in)

Turn: ($5.02) 5♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($5.02) 4♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $5.02 (Rake: $0.18)

Showdown:
SB shows 3♥ A♠ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 7%, Flop: 5%, Turn: 20%, River: 100%)

CO (Hero) shows A♥ A♦ (three of a kind, Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 93%, Flop: 95%, Turn: 80%, River: 0%)

SB wins $4.84

OP ARE YOU OKAY
DID YOU JUST LOSE 2$

HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE ON THE STREET NOW FOR LOSING YOUR LIFE'S NETWORTH

ye dude half my liferoll gone in just seconds. Cruel world.

Na i get it but this kinda sucks when building a BR in zoom lol.

You are trying to build a bankroll in .01/.02 zoom?

lol at .01/.02


i make more money driving your mom to and from her appointments

Can you drop her off at the toilets again?
BBV toilet glory hole has been relatively empty recently

I drive mom to toilets AND appointments for which I'd gladly pay $2 to not have to do.

ill take on the roll of mom driver for free

There's some training involved. For example, I know where every toilet is between Phoenix and LV and she wants to stop at most of them.

ill set 2 weeks aside for training, thank you.

If I ever DO find someone to take her to LV and push her around in her wheelchair that person will get 3BI's for a 3-5 game to play after she's gone to sleep.

Would sex be involved?

Howard’s not that type of guy.

I've got a sneaky suspicion that mom would go for a bout one last time but you'd need the industrial strength Viagra. OTOH, it'd get you 6 BI's!

if it means getting the job done, ill take that blue diamond!

Howard is turning mom out for tricks now?!

Nope. She's soliciting which is a black mark on the family but who cares at her age. Let her have some fun, that's what I think.

I fully agree. I think we should have Sammy give the first spin.

If he has half of his teeth, at least three limbs, and weighs less than 400 lbs he can put in his application. Mom has standards, after all.

You just excluded 99% of those outside of the LC/NC thread

6 BI's has GOT to attract some pervert, guaranteed!

I was expecting to have to relinquish a buyin. And I don’t watch GoT (but it’s on my list.)