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Like you guys pretending you win in life? There's a reason why some people are just miserable. Joke on dudes. You don't win any points for being the class clown here or irl lol.

And so sad your location is licking the balls of Horus LMAO. I've seen all I need to see. Outta here hahahhaa.

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10-10-2018 , 12:17 AM

#53

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Huh? Did you happen to see his location? Do you have ANY sense of situational awareness?

You are a very salty sally.

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10-10-2018 , 12:20 AM

#54

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Your mom takes care of the entire group, i'd say thats winning.

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10-10-2018 , 10:25 AM

#55

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Don't worry guys. I give you all the points.

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10-10-2018 , 12:47 PM

#56

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

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Originally Posted by ss1

You're just another mad lurker who tries to convince everyone that he's not really mad. I've seen plenty of those during my long career as a BBV troll. You don't fool me, buddy. If you're laughing out loud, then the pope is an atheist.

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10-10-2018 , 02:37 PM

#57

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mr. Sheep in this ***** layin' down the lol!

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10-12-2018 , 05:09 AM

#58

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

I liked the part where it went from a chill limped ott 3bb pot to a 425bb one. As would Drake sing, going From 3bb to 425bb real quick, real quick son

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10-12-2018 , 05:29 AM

#59

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Okay, serious post OP...

You posted what was a pretty standard beat. All the money went in with full house vs full house. It would have happened the same if the roles were reversed. Well, it may have happened a bit differently as you played the hand poorly, but all the money would have gone in.

Anyway, after you posted your original post, what did you think was going to happen? Did you really want a lot of answers saying "Bad luck OP", "You'll get them next time champ!".

Poker players see this type of beat all the time. Super standard stuff. It was also for basically no money. And certainly not thread worthy. So, you got trolled. That's what happens. Good threads get attention, bad threads get trolled. That is how it is here. A check of any thread in BBV and you'll see that.

Why do we troll? Because it's fun. In most cases OP laughs at himself that he's overreacted to make a thread out of a nothing situation and rolls with it. You should do the same. Life will be more enjoyable if you do it.

And on another side note, you posted a hand and nothing else. What's up with that? What can people comment on?

A future note. If you really want to post standard beats like your OP, that's fine, but you need to make it enjoyable for everyone. My tip is to add some threadsavers. Here's an example...

Such a gentle comment. +1

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10-12-2018 , 05:30 AM

#60

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

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Originally Posted by Sheep86

ahah amazing

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10-12-2018 , 05:51 AM

#61

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

I bet your mom $20 she couldnt take my virginity

i owe her $20

How much were the Taxes on that unpaid debt H0rus?

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10-12-2018 , 06:17 AM

#62

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

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Originally Posted by pokrr

[b]Merge - $0.10 NL - Holdem

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10-12-2018 , 08:40 AM

#63

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

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Originally Posted by swissodds

How much were the Taxes on that unpaid debt H0rus?

I am not sure as OP's mom took care of the tax obligation for me, such a fine woman.

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10-12-2018 , 09:06 AM

#64

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

I am not sure as OP's mom took care of the tax obligation for me, such a fine woman.

Who doesn't love that kind of pure altruism?

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10-12-2018 , 09:29 PM

#65

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Came here for the TS. I am so disappoint son.

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10-13-2018 , 09:04 PM

#66

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

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Originally Posted by pokrr

Merge - $0.10 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 36.5 BB (VPIP: 35.87, PFR: 11.96, 3Bet Preflop: 11.54, Hands: 93)
Hero (SB): 224.6 BB
BB: 240 BB (VPIP: 39.49, PFR: 15.80, 3Bet Preflop: 5.18, Hands: 7,473)
UTG: 30.5 BB (VPIP: 10.25, PFR: 0.28, 3Bet Preflop: 0.85, Hands: 361)
CO: 121.7 BB (VPIP: 59.59, PFR: 19.28, 3Bet Preflop: 4.09, Hands: 399)

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 6

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 0.5 BB, BB checks

Flop: (3 BB, 3 players) 2

Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks

Turn: (3 BB, 3 players) K

Hero bets 2 BB, BB raises to 9 BB, fold, Hero raises to 84.8 BB, BB raises to 239 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 138.8 BB and is all-in

River: (450.2 BB, 2 players) T

Hero shows 6

(Full House, Sixes full of Kings)
(Pre 70%, Flop 91%, Turn 2%)
BB shows 2

(Full House, Kings full of Twos)
(Pre 30%, Flop 9%, Turn 98%)
BB wins 425.2 BB

Money put in while ahead : Ten (10) cents
Money put in while behind : Twenty-two and fifty (22.50) dollars.

Keep yourself safe, OP.

- NMHU.

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10-13-2018 , 10:19 PM

#67

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

nmhu has spoken

stay safe op

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10-18-2018 , 10:54 PM

#68

ZeckoRiver

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 5,590

dnr

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