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Sick of playing on Pokerstars so i decided to snitch that  im a multi accounter so they ban me Sick of playing on Pokerstars so i decided to snitch that  im a multi accounter so they ban me

07-01-2014 , 08:25 AM
im done with this site... i know their RNG is dodgy. anyways.. heres my email i sent them just now..



To support@pokerstars.com
Today at 10:16 PM
feels good to ban myself from your pathetic site...

i guess if i do want to play i can just use my other account.. i guess i should ban that one too.. then again.. i could just open up a new account in someone elses name and play...hmmm so many options

im a multi accounter.. my other account is ### u donkies are so stupid... i said it was my brother but it was me playing all along...

so much for state of the art security...wasnt it weird that my account was banned and i got ####### opened.. then once my ban was lifted i stopped playing on #####...

couldnt u see that i played the same games and style as#####?

what kind of pathetic operation do you run... if you cant pick up something so obvious like this who knows how many people are getting away with it...

EAD.. gotta lose that money!
Sick of playing on Pokerstars so i decided to snitch that  im a multi accounter so they ban me Quote
07-01-2014 , 08:26 AM
Coming from a US player that wishes he could play on pokerstars... Ead
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07-01-2014 , 08:36 AM
I just logged into my other account and started play after i just self excluded my other account...

i just sent them this email.. im such a troll...

Me
To support@pokerstars.com
Today at 10:34 PM
im playong now on my other account. same ip address.. just after i self excluded myself

how long will u let me play for

im breaching TOS
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07-01-2014 , 08:51 AM
Omg can i be you for a day
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07-01-2014 , 09:13 AM
Im sure the $30 rake/month you're generating on your accounts is high on the list of stars priorities.

Spoiler:
Join Date: Jan 2007
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07-01-2014 , 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by tombstoneblues
Coming from a US player that wishes he could play on pokerstars... Ead
i wish i was in USA so i couldnt play on their stupid site ... EAD
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07-01-2014 , 09:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by purrretrog
Im sure the $30 rake/month you're generating on your accounts is high on the list of stars priorities.

Spoiler:
Join Date: Jan 2007
ive actually earned over 200k VPP this year so i do pay a lot of rake
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07-01-2014 , 10:27 AM
you are just the coolest.
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07-01-2014 , 10:39 AM
why would they ban someone who deposits as much money as you op? have you tried eating a dick?
Sick of playing on Pokerstars so i decided to snitch that  im a multi accounter so they ban me Quote
07-01-2014 , 10:46 AM


now stop bothering custumer support bitch
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07-01-2014 , 12:47 PM
Was gonna hate, but due to your use of "gotta lose that money" in the mail I'm neutral now. Best of luck or not in all your future endeavors.
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07-01-2014 , 02:49 PM
Amazing. More than 12 hours and still no reply and I'm
Still playing.

Imagine if I was a super user and they let me play for this long
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07-01-2014 , 02:59 PM
I guess if you're losing that money you can have as many accounts as you want.
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07-01-2014 , 03:12 PM
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07-01-2014 , 07:18 PM




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07-01-2014 , 11:10 PM
I've only played play money on pokerstars and it gets me on tilt. This site has the most ridiculous RNG I've ever seen. see my other post.
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07-02-2014 , 01:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellPoker
I've only played play money on pokerstars and it gets me on tilt. This site has the most ridiculous RNG I've ever seen. see my other post.
Tell us more
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07-02-2014 , 01:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellPoker
I've only played play money on pokerstars and it gets me on tilt. This site has the most ridiculous RNG I've ever seen. see my other post.
Intriguing Tale Brethren.
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07-02-2014 , 04:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellPoker
I've only played play money on pokerstars and it gets me on tilt. This site has the most ridiculous RNG I've ever seen. see my other post.
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07-02-2014 , 04:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellPoker
I have played microstakes 4 tables full-ring for about 16 hours this weekend as a test to see if I can make money. Well, after all is said and done, I am down about 1 buyin after several bad beats involving full stacks. I only had 1 suckout the entire time, a dominated hand catching the small card on the river.

I believe my play can be improved, I have several small leaks that might have cost me about at most 2 buyin in total mainly going too far with bluffs in certain spots. In the absence of bad beats I would be up about 5 buyins (no losses) and maybe 4 buyins of profit on top of that.

I did the math on the rake, and it seems like it is VERY difficult to beat. The rake is 5% of the pot, but remember that HALF the pot is your money. So the rake on your profit is actually 10%!!!! You lose 100BB and win only 90BB when playing for stacks.

Seems to be extremely hard to play at microstakes, and the guys playing these days seem to be not that bad. Need some advice from people who've done this.
I read your posts like u wanted us to, found this worth mentioning.
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07-02-2014 , 06:54 PM
Snitches, get....
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Super fun surprise parties thrown for them
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Just kidding
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They get stitches
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You know what you have to do....
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07-02-2014 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Was gonna hate, but due to your use of "gotta lose that money" in the mail I'm neutral now. Best of luck or not in all your future endeavors.
Dat
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07-02-2014 , 07:41 PM
what happened to your "What a start to the year" thread? any updates?
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07-04-2014 , 09:32 PM
So many cool stories itt
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07-04-2014 , 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShellPoker
Just as an experiment, I went 12 all-ins heads up and I won only 2 of them. I lost 9 in a row. What is the probability? This was on pokerstars play money.

I estimate .09%

Also add half the time he was behind and hit his miracle cards, when I was ahead he'd hit monster hands.

E.g. K,5 vs J6 and he'd hit 3 jacks.
interesting , must be rigged
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