Should I Marry a Stranger to keep her in the country? PICS INCLUDED - Page 9

LOL so i'm playing live last night and this drunk, squirrelly looking, fat, probably mentally ******ed guy next to me is using a ****ing POCKET PUSSY as a card protector. so he's telling me about how he wants to settle down with a wife and i decide to have some fun and tell him my wife's friend's visa is expiring soon and she needs to get married to stay in the country. i told him she was a hot college student from Bulgaria and saw something moving in his nasty gray sweatpants. eww. anyways i give him my card before he leaves and tell him to call me.

this desperate loser actually calls me back so i email him this hilarious made-up story with some random online model. should be hilarious. will report back when he accepts.

Quote

04-30-2008 , 08:36 PM

#203

skoal2k4

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,124

Quote:

Originally Posted by KSOT

Lazy right eye or am I imaging things?

oops... guess those weren't supposed to go up? heh

Quote

04-30-2008 , 08:36 PM

#204

klaching

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 389

Quote:

Originally Posted by KSOT

LOL rehost that picture OP you pussy! The one where she looked like wharf from Star Treck.

Edit: And now the one I posted! Stop it!!!

haha just those two.. they are so gross... i hate how someone can change so much from picture to picture... i want to imagine her as > avg all the time, not just when the picture comes out well. lol

Quote:

oops... guess those weren't supposed to go up? heh

i mean it's not like i actually care -- anything you ever do on the internet can be found someone, esp if all your pw's are 12345 and there are really smart people reading what you write. I wouldn't have uploaded them if i didnt have the intentions of someone seeing them... i still never met the girl so i could care less, right now

Quote

04-30-2008 , 08:58 PM

#205

dorado29

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,255

how tight is she preflop?

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:01 PM

#206

pnycff

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,600

this is the greatest post ive ever seen on here

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:08 PM

#207

pnycff

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,600

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nielsio

I bet 10 sklansky bucks that nobody will read the OP and only look at the pics.

not true i read the title said op is an idiot, then scrolled to the pics changed my mind and read the post

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:09 PM

#208

Warteen

[ ] wears the pants

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,323

OP is going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice without a kidney.

SERIOUSLY OP, as someone who was scammed recently, and for a lot less than a marriage, let me tell you that it sucks. It sucks a lot. Run the hell away from these people and enjoy the money you won off that guy at the table.

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:10 PM

#209

FishOnTilt

adept

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 701

Quote:

Originally Posted by higherkicker

Didn't read the whole thing but according to the pics she's a keeper

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:12 PM

#210

pnycff

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,600

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingz22

Am I the only one who doesn't find this woman attractive at all?

yes but i wouldnt either if i was gay

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:14 PM

#211

Ponies

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,726

Why do people think this is so ridiculous? Rich foreigners pay for marriages to americans so that they can live here. OP isin't even getting paid anything.

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:15 PM

#212

ChoicestHops

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,995

I'm not sure how this can be as scam but it has to be. This girl is fine as hell and doesn't need random strangers to get hitched.

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:18 PM

#213

klaching

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 389

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChoicestHops

I'm not sure how this can be as scam but it has to be. This girl is fine as hell and doesn't need random strangers to get hitched.

the reply from the guy who is setting us up to this concern was as follows: "As to why she hasn’t found someone it’s because she hasn’t been asking around…it’s kind of embarrassing to tell people you need to get married or you are shipped back to your country. " -- also she has only found out within the last month (so probably within a few days of me meeting this guy) that she couldn't get an H1 Visa because then you are stuck working with the same company. If i remember correctly she has intentions of opening an art studio or selling art on the side.. and nothing working for the same company forever, but idk...

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:26 PM

#214

dallas14

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,290

am i best man?

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:28 PM

#215

klaching

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 389

Quote:

Originally Posted by dallas14

am i best man?

Yes, corey is the best man -- all others welcome to the wedding if it goes down. I am not sure where the wedding would be yet, but any suggestions are welcome.

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:29 PM

#216

rt1

adept

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,126

eventually she will leave you for good2cu

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:33 PM

#217

klaching

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 389

Quote:

Originally Posted by rt1

eventually she will leave you for good2cu

i'd be ok with that, he's a ship it holla balla... maybe if i lend her to him he'll give me honorary status like they give honorary degrees to actors and ****

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:36 PM

#218

good2curforehead

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12

Quote:

Originally Posted by rt1

eventually she will leave you for good2curforehead

QFT

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:37 PM

#219

termi

stranger

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1

She doesn't look bulgarian.Take her's icq or skype and ask her to say something in bulgarian and record the conversation.Or when u meet her record it with your cell phone and post it here

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:39 PM

#220

dallas14

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,290

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaching

Yes, corey is the best man -- all others welcome to the wedding if it goes down. I am not sure where the wedding would be yet, but any suggestions are welcome.

holla, but i don't know if i can fulfill the requirements of a best man. i cant throw a kick ass party due to the fact i'm <21, and busto of course (see April grafs thread)

anyone what to take over the job?

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:45 PM

#221

Alex0r

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,052

Quote:

Originally Posted by skoal2k4

How come these were left out of the OP?

is that a penis?

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:48 PM

#222

Dark_Mace

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 748

a) she looks older then 23
b) she does not look european, but south american
c) if its too good to be true, it probably is
d) no such thing as a free lunch
e) meet her, go out with her, get to know her, sleep with her etc, before even considering this
f) repeat the final step of E several times just to make sure

But having said that, sounds like a win win situation after you have verified a-f.
Get a pre nup, get her to pay half of all costs involved as everyone has pointed out.

Also 22 is kinda young to be getting married, especialyl for someone who hasnt really established themselves in life.

None the less, im 22, and im jealous. Gw. Gl.

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:49 PM

#223

Dark_Mace

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 748

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex0r

is that a penis?

its her thigh pressing agasint her other thigh....

Quote

04-30-2008 , 09:52 PM

#224

Vassil

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 137

as a fellow bulgarian, I say gogoogogogoggoog

Quote

04-30-2008 , 10:03 PM

#225

Percussion

adept

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 734

this is really really funny.

I personally wouldn't marry someone I don't know, but what do I know.
I vote you marry her because I want to know what happens.

Quote

Page 9 of 37

First

4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 19 29

Last

Post Reply Subscribe

...

Page 9 of 37

First

4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 19 29

Last