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Old 04-09-2012, 08:18 PM   #26
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I heard if you're lucky in love, you aren't lucky in gambling and vice versa.
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:51 PM   #27
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^^^well WTF am I lucky at cause it's neither of those?!?!
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:53 PM   #28
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I fear the more people i sleep with the worse ill get at poker as these days the virgins rule the poker world until i see antonious (only none virgin poker player) back in action shall i stay indoors with no natural light and eat and do my best to get spotty?

Is sex inversley proportional to skill in poker?

ps. what about *****?

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Your an idiot lol
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:14 PM   #29
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:23 PM   #30
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OP could be right

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Old 04-09-2012, 09:31 PM   #31
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Your an idiot lol
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:34 PM   #32
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My worries are true stories ****!
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:38 PM   #33
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Old 04-09-2012, 09:49 PM   #34
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wow this OP is beyond pathetic
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:02 PM   #35
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Cmon this dude is too funny and cant be serious ... lol....sex cant hurt your popker game but relationships sire can for sure lol
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Old 04-09-2012, 11:19 PM   #36
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What you say is true OP. If you have sex you can contract GONORRHEA then it might affect your game. You might start calling with bad hands like jack three from OUT OF POSITION. Always wear two condom (one around the SHAFT and one around the balls)
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:12 AM   #37
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This can't be true because we all know poker players spend all their winnings on hookers and blow.
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:34 AM   #38
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If this is true im going all in
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Old 04-10-2012, 02:19 AM   #39
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I doubt it, however I'm pretty sure there is a diret correlation between lack of sex and the amount of posts people make in a short space of time. You're doing quite well I see.
Says the guy who has about 3 per day in just over a month, compared to the guy who has just over 1 per day.
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:42 AM   #40
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Your an idiot lol
Either this guy is a MEGA troll , levelling everyone here, or just as ****ing stupid as he seems to be..
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Old 04-10-2012, 03:55 AM   #41
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You are doing better.
I know, I'm not getting much (none) sex either.
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:13 AM   #42
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anyone wanna guess at my posts per day?
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Old 04-10-2012, 06:26 PM   #43
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ehh, about tree forty-eight
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:09 PM   #44
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So is the plan to focus more of my life as a 2+2er and stop goin out lookin for pussy? Just make my best attempts to virginise my lifestyle until i make it as a succesful poker player and then just buy as many hookers and have more blowjays than u can shake a chlaymida test tube at?
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:12 AM   #45
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Also on a small tangent what do u guys think on penis-size/3bet frequency ratio?
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:53 AM   #46
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I know, I'm not getting much (none) sex either.
maybe it has something to do with your dance moves
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:55 AM   #47
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Also on a small tangent what do u guys think on penis-size/3bet frequency ratio?
well dude, I think you should three bet 80% and barrel all three streets 100%
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:46 PM   #48
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great answer........
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Old 04-21-2012, 02:39 PM   #49
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Old 06-11-2012, 11:26 PM   #50
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Update... Havent had sex in over a month... still a fish
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