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04-09-2012 , 02:14 PM

adoyal

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I fear the more people i sleep with the worse ill get at poker as these days the virgins rule the poker world until i see antonious (only none virgin poker player) back in action shall i stay indoors with no natural light and eat and do my best to get spotty?

Is sex inversley proportional to skill in poker?

ps. what about *****?

Yours truly

A worried slammer

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04-09-2012 , 02:25 PM

slevin90

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04-09-2012 , 02:28 PM

RavingCatGurn

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I doubt it, however I'm pretty sure there is a diret correlation between lack of sex and the amount of posts people make in a short space of time. You're doing quite well I see.

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04-09-2012 , 02:32 PM

ShellysAshes

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I'm not very good at poker, so your point is invalid.

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04-09-2012 , 02:33 PM

omnishakira

High Troller

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the more skilled u are, the lower your sex line will be

however, when ur skill reach the highest, the sex line tends to climb back very fast and then it goes even higher than u ever expected

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04-09-2012 , 02:50 PM

Sleuthing101

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oooo a duck with an apron

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04-09-2012 , 03:12 PM

fanapathy

Outside the Box

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Point holds to me and I've said this before, I was an alright player until I got devirginized (by a very determined solid 2).

Then I couldn't analyze hands anymore

Now I haven't had sex for idk 5 months or so. Still not gotten better though. I can't get "it" back and permanently suck in poker now.

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04-09-2012 , 03:13 PM

MrBump

WINNING

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What is this sex thing you are all talking about ?

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04-09-2012 , 03:13 PM

wafflehouse1

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****, no wonder I suck at the pokers

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04-09-2012 , 04:44 PM

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arlecchino76

old hand

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Originally Posted by fanapathy

Man, not doing it for 5 months isn't gonna cut it, u have to reverse the spell>>>> You just have to get fkd and it will all be back to normal.

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04-09-2012 , 04:55 PM

#11

Byrung

too late axe in car

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word sex in title, no pics of anything related to sex. IP ban pls

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04-09-2012 , 04:56 PM

#12

Blizzuff

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I can confirm that there's a direct correlation between a lack of sex and berating everybody in every stud/8 tournament you play BECAUSE THEY JUST ****ING CALL EVERYTHING HOLY **** HOW BAD ARE YOU ALL.

Last edited by Blizzuff; 04-09-2012 at 04:57 PM. Reason: JUST ****ING TAKE TWO TO THE FACE WITH ANY THREE LOW CARDS OVER AND OVER... **** IT

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04-09-2012 , 04:58 PM

#13

Byrung

too late axe in car

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dude its a limit game everyone has pot odds

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04-09-2012 , 05:10 PM

#14

adoyal

adept

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Originally Posted by Byrung

word sex in title, no pics of anything related to sex. IP ban pls

VITT

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04-09-2012 , 05:12 PM

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Byrung

too late axe in car

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Originally Posted by adoyal

VITT

BITT

Spoiler:

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04-09-2012 , 05:22 PM

#16

known as Prince

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I love secks.

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04-09-2012 , 05:28 PM

#17

Num-Yummy

journeyman

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Originally Posted by adoyal

So not true!!!!!!! I would have sex every day with my ex maybe twice and then we would go play poker. You my sir are confused. I would actually want him to get tilted so we could jump on the bed in the office...or the floor...or whatever. I would always know when he needed a break. Please do not rob the girls because your having a bad day...the smart ones are right there with you saying "let's go!!!!"

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04-09-2012 , 05:52 PM

#18

adoyal

adept

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maybe if i watch space jam when im slamming girls and when i shuv all in ~~~

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04-09-2012 , 05:55 PM

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adoyal

adept

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FIm...eature=related

ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW

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04-09-2012 , 05:55 PM

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adoyal

adept

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COME ON AND SLAM IF U WANA JAM

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04-09-2012 , 06:06 PM

#21

lnternet

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read three words

wrote three words

sex

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04-09-2012 , 07:38 PM

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white_lytning

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Originally Posted by RavingCatGurn

I doubt it, however I'm pretty sure there is a diret correlation between lack of sex and the amount of posts people make in a short space of time. You're doing quite well I see.

adoyal
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RavingCatGurn
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You are doing better.

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04-09-2012 , 07:46 PM

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adoyal

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Originally Posted by white_lytning

adoyal
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RavingCatGurn
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You are doing better.

challenge accepted

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04-09-2012 , 07:57 PM

#24

Blizzuff

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Originally Posted by adoyal

COME ON AND SLAM IF U WANA JAM

The only movie I've ever walked out of was Austin Powers, and I snuck into Space Jam instead. True story.

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04-09-2012 , 08:01 PM

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Byrung

too late axe in car

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Originally Posted by Blizzuff

The only movie I've ever walked out of was Austin Powers, and I snuck into Space Jam instead. True story.

which austin powers did you walk out of..I didnt really mind those movies too much

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