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Old 04-09-2012, 02:14 PM   #1
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SEX/SKILL

I fear the more people i sleep with the worse ill get at poker as these days the virgins rule the poker world until i see antonious (only none virgin poker player) back in action shall i stay indoors with no natural light and eat and do my best to get spotty?

Is sex inversley proportional to skill in poker?

ps. what about *****?

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Old 04-09-2012, 02:25 PM   #2
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:28 PM   #3
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I doubt it, however I'm pretty sure there is a diret correlation between lack of sex and the amount of posts people make in a short space of time. You're doing quite well I see.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:32 PM   #4
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I'm not very good at poker, so your point is invalid.
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:33 PM   #5
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the more skilled u are, the lower your sex line will be

however, when ur skill reach the highest, the sex line tends to climb back very fast and then it goes even higher than u ever expected
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Old 04-09-2012, 02:50 PM   #6
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oooo a duck with an apron
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:12 PM   #7
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Point holds to me and I've said this before, I was an alright player until I got devirginized (by a very determined solid 2).

Then I couldn't analyze hands anymore

Now I haven't had sex for idk 5 months or so. Still not gotten better though. I can't get "it" back and permanently suck in poker now.
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:13 PM   #8
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What is this sex thing you are all talking about ?
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Old 04-09-2012, 03:13 PM   #9
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****, no wonder I suck at the pokers
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:44 PM   #10
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Point holds to me and I've said this before, I was an alright player until I got devirginized (by a very determined solid 2).

Then I couldn't analyze hands anymore

Now I haven't had sex for idk 5 months or so. Still not gotten better though. I can't get "it" back and permanently suck in poker now.
Man, not doing it for 5 months isn't gonna cut it, u have to reverse the spell>>>> You just have to get fkd and it will all be back to normal.

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Old 04-09-2012, 04:55 PM   #11
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word sex in title, no pics of anything related to sex. IP ban pls
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Old 04-09-2012, 04:56 PM   #12
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I can confirm that there's a direct correlation between a lack of sex and berating everybody in every stud/8 tournament you play BECAUSE THEY JUST ****ING CALL EVERYTHING HOLY **** HOW BAD ARE YOU ALL.

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Old 04-09-2012, 04:58 PM   #13
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dude its a limit game everyone has pot odds
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:10 PM   #14
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word sex in title, no pics of anything related to sex. IP ban pls
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:12 PM   #15
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:22 PM   #16
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I love secks.
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:28 PM   #17
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I fear the more people i sleep with the worse ill get at poker as these days the virgins rule the poker world until i see antonious (only none virgin poker player) back in action shall i stay indoors with no natural light and eat and do my best to get spotty?

Is sex inversley proportional to skill in poker?

ps. what about *****?

Yours truly

A worried slammer

So not true!!!!!!! I would have sex every day with my ex maybe twice and then we would go play poker. You my sir are confused. I would actually want him to get tilted so we could jump on the bed in the office...or the floor...or whatever. I would always know when he needed a break. Please do not rob the girls because your having a bad day...the smart ones are right there with you saying "let's go!!!!"
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:52 PM   #18
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maybe if i watch space jam when im slamming girls and when i shuv all in ~~~
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:55 PM   #19
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FIm...eature=related

ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW
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Old 04-09-2012, 05:55 PM   #20
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COME ON AND SLAM IF U WANA JAM
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:06 PM   #21
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read three words

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Old 04-09-2012, 07:38 PM   #22
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I doubt it, however I'm pretty sure there is a diret correlation between lack of sex and the amount of posts people make in a short space of time. You're doing quite well I see.
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:46 PM   #23
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Old 04-09-2012, 07:57 PM   #24
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COME ON AND SLAM IF U WANA JAM
The only movie I've ever walked out of was Austin Powers, and I snuck into Space Jam instead. True story.
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Old 04-09-2012, 08:01 PM   #25
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The only movie I've ever walked out of was Austin Powers, and I snuck into Space Jam instead. True story.
which austin powers did you walk out of..I didnt really mind those movies too much
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