Serious: how do you "degen up a roll"
10-15-2014
, 03:32 PM
10-16-2014
, 10:16 AM
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Enjoy...
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How to Degen: A beginner's guide
Step #1: Ensure that the money you are about to gamble is money you can't afford to lose
Step #2: Bet like you got a pair
No mamby pamby "safe" bets. F*** that. Go Big or Go Home!
Step # 3: Get on heater
Step #4a: Win lots of money
Step #4b: You will be hit with a moment of clarity where you realize that you've beaten the odds, had a kick ass run, and have made lots of money. During this step you will be hit with the ephiphany that you should stop now which leads to....
Step #5: Ignore the angel on your right shoulder and listen to the devil on your left. Keep betting and increasing your limit. You rungood at 100NL and win $800, take that entire $800 and play 500NL. You rungood and win $2,000 take that entire $2k and go to 1000PLO. You rungood and win $7k then take that $7k over to the blackjack min $500 bet table until...
Step #6 Ignore the backslide. The heater runs out of rungood juice and the math starts to catch up with you and you begin to backslide. Don't worry, keep betting and procede onto step #7
Step #7: Motherf***in Mega Monkey Tilt! Yell and scream everytime you lose. Let the rage build until it becomes a white hot sun inside of you and then...
Step #8: Chase your losses. Obsess about the fact that at one point you were at $40k. Completely ignore the fact that you started with $100 and are now at $30k. All that matters is that at one point you had $40K. Focus on that with the intensity of a 3yr old staring at the cookie jar at the top of the refridgerator...
Step #9: Ignore your balance and just keep betting until...
Step #10: Busto!!!!
Congratulations, you are an official degen now.
Step #1: Ensure that the money you are about to gamble is money you can't afford to lose
Step #2: Bet like you got a pair
No mamby pamby "safe" bets. F*** that. Go Big or Go Home!Step # 3: Get on heater
Step #4a: Win lots of money
Step #4b: You will be hit with a moment of clarity where you realize that you've beaten the odds, had a kick ass run, and have made lots of money. During this step you will be hit with the ephiphany that you should stop now which leads to....
Step #5: Ignore the angel on your right shoulder and listen to the devil on your left. Keep betting and increasing your limit. You rungood at 100NL and win $800, take that entire $800 and play 500NL. You rungood and win $2,000 take that entire $2k and go to 1000PLO. You rungood and win $7k then take that $7k over to the blackjack min $500 bet table until...
Step #6 Ignore the backslide. The heater runs out of rungood juice and the math starts to catch up with you and you begin to backslide. Don't worry, keep betting and procede onto step #7
Step #7: Motherf***in Mega Monkey Tilt! Yell and scream everytime you lose. Let the rage build until it becomes a white hot sun inside of you and then...
Step #8: Chase your losses. Obsess about the fact that at one point you were at $40k. Completely ignore the fact that you started with $100 and are now at $30k. All that matters is that at one point you had $40K. Focus on that with the intensity of a 3yr old staring at the cookie jar at the top of the refridgerator...
Step #9: Ignore your balance and just keep betting until...
Step #10: Busto!!!!
Congratulations, you are an official degen now.
10-17-2014
, 05:03 PM
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, 05:47 PM
