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Self-Banned and Uncivilized - October LC/NC

something to do with Oktoberfesr?

getting my last minute post spewing in

Uncivilized Post Spewing - Oktober LC/NC

**** You October! NSFW LC/NC

Show Me Your Papers! The Oktoberfest of LC/NC

You know I Murica

There's actually

http://www.wsop.com/2015/wsope/Event...%20English.pdf

that Im prolly gonna play

Also a Bavarian would never name an October thing after the Oktoberfest, since that fest is meant to celebrate the coming of october and always ends the first sunday in october.

Since there is nothing worth memeing.

Great stuff! I reworked my part, added yours with a bit of editing, and spun it a little further:


Sammy was just eating some coated meat when his girlfriend came back from Greece. "Maybe I should coat my pussy!" she said jokingly, and despite knowing what comes next.

"Sammy does not eat that pussy, not even coated, this was already explained once by Sammy." Sammy replied. "Pussy is were the urine comes out, Sammy does not like the taste of urine. "

She rolled her eyes. "Calm down, calm down", after which she got a big grin on her face. "Come Sammy, look what I got for you in this bag."

Sammy rushed to his girlfriend, excepting her to produce some Greek wine, Ouzo, or at least some meat to be coated. She then reveals the contents of the bag, one item at a time.

The first item is a Viagra pill, next she takes out 3 exceptionally huge tampons. At this point the Sammy starts to feel a bit uncomfortable, but this unease was nothing compared to what he'll experience when is girlfriend reveals the last item from the bag.

"Crisco Shortening?" Sammy was confused; it was even 3 full buckets. "What would Sammy need that for?"

"Why, for handling the contents of the next bag!" she laughed. Sammy eased up. Surely it must be some meat to be coated, and then fried using the Crisco. He got excited. So he really wasn't prepared for what came next.

Sammy reached into the second bag for the final item. "A book? WTF does the Sammy need this for?" Sammy silently read the cover. His face turning red with anger.

"Sammy wants you to leave this instant! Sammy must drink and collect his thoughts." he dropped the book into the bag and threw it at the door. Full of tears, Sammys gf retrieved the book before leaving and rushed to the car that was parked outside.

"I thought you said your plan was fool proof? What the hell was that book anyway?" she asked the driver as she pulled out the tome. "Lick her where she pees. 20 cunninglingus tips for Danes. Writen by...." she paused and gasped as her eyes locked with the drivers, "Majik?"

lol @ ^

hats off to the Degen Stories thread, hit 10k posts today...

they've only had what, YEARS to hit that mark we could do it before year's end

I have contributed 600 posts to this thread and almost no content, I am happy c u next month

Jays 15 O's 2

JFC! That's 2 bets that got arse ****ed by a single run. FU

new thread

#RIPMold